Klinger may refer to:
Klinger is a surname. Notable people with the surname include:
Klinger are a rock band from Melbourne, Victoria named after a character from M*A*S*H. Their "Sayonara Anyway" / "Ben Lee" single reached #22 on the ARIA Alternative singles chart. They had two songs in Triple J's Hottest 100 in 2000. They supported Green Day, Unwritten Law and Everclear and toured nationally.
Klinger are playing their first show of over 10 years at the Northcote Social Club in Melbourne on Australia Day 2014.
So we start at 2 a.m.
I've never seen you before
But I see you now and then
As you tear up the dance floor
The bartender used to be a teenage popstar
And you get your drinks for free like Billy Joel does
Don't go just coz they're playing something slow
I know I'll spend the night alone
Coz I'm acne and peroxide
And you're a dream, dream
So we watch you from the wings
A woman of action
And you show us how to dance
To Belle and Sebastion
And it's over long before it ever got started
And if I could call it love, it's unrequited
Don't go just coz they're playing something slow
I know I'll spend the night alone
Coz I'm acne and peroxide
And you're a dream, dream
And you're a dream, dream
And you're a dream, dream
And you're a dream
Don't go just coz they're playing something slow
I know I'll spend the night alone
Coz I'm acne and peroxide
I'm acne and peroxide
And you're batting for the wrong side
And you're a dream, dream
And you're a dream, dream
And you're a dream, dream
And you're a dream, dream
And you're a dream, dream