Kalateh-ye Now (Persian: كلاته نو, also Romanized as Kalāteh-ye Now, Kalāteh Nau, and Kalāteh Now; also known as Kūh-e Now) is a village in Zirkuh Rural District, Central District, Zirkuh County, South Khorasan Province, Iran. At the 2006 census, its population was 93, in 23 families.
Qaen (Persian: قائن, also Romanized as Ghayen, Qayen or Ghaen) is a city in and the capital of Qaen County, in South Khorasan Province, Iran. Qaen is also called the City of Saffron. Saffron from Qaen is prized for its unique aroma and strong colour. The population at the 2006 census, was 32,474 in 8,492 families.
Qaen is a place of great antiquity and complex history. The present city, which lies in a broad valley, was founded in the 15th century on the site of an ancient city. Later, the Uzbeks (a Turkic people) took possession of the city and held it until Shah Abbas I (1588-1629) expelled them. In the 18th century, Qaen fell under the control of Pashtuns which is why some of locals, though they speak Persian, still claim descent from Pashtuns (rather than Persians).
A mud wall surrounds the modern town. More affluent residential areas lie outside the wall. The city is a trading center, but it also has industries that produce felt and carpets. The surrounding area consists of hill ranges of 9,000 feet (2,750 m) running northwest-southeast and sinking to the Sistan depression in the south. The area is the main source of saffron in Iran, but it also produces grain, vegetables, and wood.
Well we go to the bar
to get us some drinks
they won't let us march
and we think that stinks
So we won't be there
on St. Patty's day
'cause we're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay
So pass me the pretzels,
give me me brew
if your cock is a ladle
me ass is the stew
Some think it's evil,
some think it's vicious,
I happen to think that
it's magically delicious!
So let's play that game
called "Take out your balls",
it's easy to play
just take out your balls
So pour me a Bud,
I'll pour you a Bass.
Put a potato in a cannon,
and fire it up in the air!
Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Everone!
We're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.
Well, that wasn't everybody, was it?
Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Everone!
We're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.
I'm gonna keep doing this until everyone sings, and that's gonna get pretty fucking annoying.
Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Well, we're fat and we're Irish,