Famous quotes by Jon Cryer:
"We're doing the show that we want to do, ... and people really seem to dig it."
"His name is Blane? That's a major appliance,"
"[He's a fussy father on] Two and a Half Men, ... most perfect thing — you're eating all that barbecue and you feel great after a massage, what more could you want?"
"People"
"Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss."
"I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation."
"Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things."
"On the stage you develop a character that's different from yourself. In a film they're always saying, 'Walk over here. Say this line. Be you.'"
"You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way."
"Nothing makes logical sense in this industry."
"If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career."
"I've always done whatever I felt like, even if it was really inadvisable."
"Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them."
"Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist."
"To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this."
"I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area."