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John Valby
John Valby (born November 22, 1944) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses up and down the East Coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic, obscene parodies of classic songs. Known as "Dr. Dirty", he typically performs in a classic white tailcoat and black derby hat. His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
While Valby is best known for his "Dr. Dirty" act, he has recorded and produced pop and rock albums for himself and other artists. One unusual act he was responsible for producing was that of Buffalo Sabres defenseman Jim Schoenfeld, with whom Valby recorded two albums: 1972's Schony and its follow-up, The Key Is Love (1974). He also had a small role as a piano player in a Tijuana brothel in the 1983 film Losin' It, which featured an early performance by Tom Cruise.
As of August 2012, he lived in a house in Clarence; the house burned down due to suspected arson that month.
Valby
Valby is one of the 10 official districts of Copenhagen, Denmark. It is in the southwestern corner of Copenhagen Municipality, and has a mixture of different types of housing. This includes apartment blocks, terraced housing, areas with single-family houses and allotments, plus the remaining part of the old Valby village, around which the district has formed, intermingled with past and present industrial sites.
Valby Hill marks the boundary between Valby and the — more central and more urban — neighbouring Vesterbro district. The expression "west of Valby Hill" is in Danish often used as a metonym for "the provinces" or "outside Copenhagen". Separated from the rest of Copenhagen by Vestre Cemetery, Denmark's largest cemetery, towards Vesterbro/Kongens Enghave and Søndermarken-Frederiksberg Gardens towards Frederiksberg, the Carlsberg brewery site, and areas of low density, Valby retains a certain air of 'independence', or isolation, even today. With the progressing redevelopment of the Carlsberg area into a new lively, high-density neighbourhood, this is likely to change. Other former industrial sites are also under redevelopment and Valby is today one of the districts in Copenhagen with the fastest growing population.
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ALBUMS
- Herniated Jingle Balls - The Extended Version released: 2000
- A Treasury of XXXmas Classics released:
- WWW.VALBY.CUM released:
- The Dirt Poems released:
- The "Not Yet On CD" CD! released:
- Super Pixies released:
- Scratch N' Sniff released:
- LIVE from Jackinsack, New Jersey released:
- Half in the Fuckin Bag released:
- Greatest Tits released:
- Dr. Dirty's Sphincter -- Unplugged released:
- Double-D CD released:
- Double Valby released:
- Concerto for Piano Voice and 566 Screaming Assholes released:
- Compact Dirt Digital Ditties released:
- Cherry POPPIN' in Grand Rapids released:
- Butts Up Doc! released:
- Butt Seriously Folks released:
- Bootleg Valby released:
- Beaver Fever - Snatch It! released:
- American Troubadour released:
Herniated Jingle Balls - The Extended Version
Released 2000- Jingle Balls
- Santa Is Coming to Town
- White Christmas
- We Need a Little Pussy
- It's Beginning to Look
- Hark the Herald
- Sleigh Ride
- My Sister
- Favorite Things
- Winter Wonderland
- Greensleeves
- Chestnuts
- Frosty
- Fa-La-La-La-La
- O Come Emmanuel
- Rum-Pum-Pum
- I'll Be Home for Xmas
- Leroy
- The First Noel
- Christmas Medley
- Kansas City
- We Three Kings
- 12 Days of Xmas
The "Not Yet On CD" CD!
- Wind Beneath My Wings
- Wonderful World
- I'll be There
- Bippity
- Secret Agent Man
- Old Time Rock and Roll
- Sundown
- No Pussy
- Ballgame
- When I Slipped Out
- I Am Pussy
- Rock Around the Clock
- There's a Hush Tonight
- If I Only
- Shower Spout
- Bridge Over Troubled Water
- Scarborough
- When I'm 64
- Stupid Pomes
- Sippin' Cider
- Blue Bayou
- Margaritaville
- Itst Bitsy
- Little Surfer
- Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair
Dr. Dirty's Sphincter -- Unplugged
- Just the Two of Us
- It's Impossible
- Always a Woman
- Supercalifragilistic
- In My Bunghole
- Purple People Eater
- Beauty and the Beast
- Be My Guest
- Chim-Chiminee
- Bippity Boppity
- Torn Between Two Lovers
- Candle in the Wind
- American Pie
- Titanic
- Where Do I Begin
- Who Gives a Fuck
- Skeeter
- Ya-Ya
- Gangbang
- Writing Session
Double-D CD
- Delicious
- Tipperary
- Slow Down
- New President
- Something Good
- Tears in Heaven
- Writing Session
- Local Jokes
- Local 2
- Saddam
- Foxhold
- Letter
- Mikestand Problem
- Edmund Fitzgerald
- Always a Woman
- Puff
- Bellvue
- Original Who Gives a Fuck
- Racist Talk
- Big Ass Lil and Yokon Pete
- End of the Month
- Barnacle Bill
- 50 Ways
- Bang Bang Lulu
- American Poem
Double Valby
- Ain't No Pussy
- Don't Worry
- Has Anybody Seen
- My Dick is Small/Yo Ho
- Roll Your Leg Over
- Who Gives a Fuck?
- Dagos, Jews, Krauts, Irishmen
- Elton John
- TV Stuff
- Buttfuck Bunch
- Candy Bar Poem
- Robocock and Neutron Nelly
- Hey Lade
- Supercalifragilistic 2
- Part-Time
- K-Mart
- Mayberry
- Brady Bunch
- Mexicans
- Ya-Ya (new)
- Who Gives a Fuck 3
- Gangbang 6
- Archie Bunker
- Blue Blue
- Stand up and Cheer
- Moon River
- Whoa Whoa
- Johnny B. Bad
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Barnacle Bill
by: John ValbyWho's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
said the fair young maiden
Well
Open the door ya fuckin' whore
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Open the door ya fuckin' whore
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
said the fair young maiden
Well
To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only me grass to tickle your ass
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only me grass to tickle your ass
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
said the fair young maiden
Well
He'll go to sea and fuck like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
He'll go to sea and fuck like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if we should have a girl...
Well we'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
(and find us screwing our brains out on the living room floor)
said the fair young maiden
Well
I'll fuck your Ma and blow your Pa
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
I'll fuck your Ma and blow your Pa