Jo Brand

Famous quotes by Jo Brand:

"How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time."

"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."

"British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches."

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?"

"I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other ways."

"I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?"

"I do say no to lots of things, actually! I know it doesn't look like it. But I have a tendency to a) be rubbish at saying no, and b) be pushed by some kind of Protestant work ethic."

"There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society."

"The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and people from working coming along and taking the piss."

"And I also felt that no one in an audience could abuse me worse than the sort of abuse I had had at work as a psychiatric nurse."

"I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work."

"Whatever situation you are in, that is what is normal for you."

"I like to shock people."

"I thought I was funny as a kid."

"People can forgive each other."

"I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go reasonably well and the opportunity arose for me to move into it full time, I just couldn't turn it down. I just took the risk, and I just wanted to see if it would work and thankfully it did."

Latest News for: jo brand

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Jo Malone: ‘I go back to the same Greek villa every year’

The Times/The Sunday Times 22 Mar 2025

Jo Malone, 61, is a British perfumer and entrepreneur ... Malone founded another fragrance brand, Jo Loves, in 2011.

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Two new Sephoras are coming to KY Kohl’s stores. Here’s where they’re going

Lexington Herald-Leader 21 Mar 2025

The stores are offering new brands this spring, including Jo Malone London Fragrance, Fenty Hair, iNNBEAUTY Project Skincare, Glossier makeup and more ... .

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How often should you replace your mascara and other beauty bits?

RTE 21 Mar 2025

Getty Images. Charlene Flanagan, professional make-up artist and co-founder of Irish skincare brand Ella & Jo, also adds that taking care of your make-up products and tools is just as important as a skincare routine ... Mascara ... Getty Images ... Concealer.

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Amazon.ie opens for business as a dedicated website for Irish shoppers

The Irish Times 18 Mar 2025

It will see familiar brands such as Tayto, Barry’s Tea, Bewley’s, Avoca and Ella & Jo selling their products on the amazon.ie website.

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Amazon launches dedicated Irish website

RTE 18 Mar 2025

Irish businesses - small and large - including Barry's Tea, Bewley's, and Ella & Jo will also soon be available on a dedicated "Brands of Ireland" page. "Brands of Ireland" is part of a ...

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The UK’s 30 wealthiest beauty industry leaders in 2025

The Times/The Sunday Times 15 Mar 2025

Genevieve, real name Jamie Grant, owns about half of the £20 million brand.25= Jo Malone, 61, £15m ... A legal tie-up obliged her to wait five years before she could launch Jo Loves, the body lotion and perfume brand she runs today.

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Former child refugee, now worth £240m, heads inaugural NW Beauty Rich List

The Business Desk 15 Mar 2025

She is the sole owner of her own brand P ... Other notable names include haircare magnate John Frieda, former Apprentice star, Susie Ma, brand powerhouse, Jo Malone and ex-BBC presenter, Trinny Woodall.

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Launch date revealed for new city comedy and entertainment venue

The Business Desk 10 Mar 2025

Some of the biggest names in comedy and entertainment have regularly graced its stages including Peter Kay, Michael McIntyre, Jo Brand, Lee Evans, Sarah Millican and Jack Whitehall.

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Olivia Culpo revealed fertility concerns two years before pregnancy with husband Christian McCaffrey | Daily ...

The Daily Mail 10 Mar 2025

Smitha Vilasagar at LA's Atrium Health after being 'misdiagnosed by a dozen doctors.' ... And Olivia is every bit the influencer with paid partnerships for brands like SkinPen, Uber Eats, Minted, PayPal, Amazon, Jo Malone London, and Casamigos ... She said ... .

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In with the oud: the ‘liquid gold’ ingredient transforming perfumes

The Times/The Sunday Times 07 Mar 2025

And so we wanted to create one that felt true to Jo Malone London while also celebrating the traditions within the culture.” The British brand’s take is uplifting but retains depth, contrasting oud with citrus notes.

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This epic value perfume box lets you try 12 popular scents for just £40

AOL 06 Mar 2025

There are 12 fragrances inside, from well-known names such as Jo Loves and Byredo, as well as newer brands like Vyrao, Escentric Molecules, and Sana Jardin ... Jo Loves Jo By Jo Loves A Fragrance Parfum, 10ml.

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The 'strange process' that led to a New Zealand animation company bringing Badjelly to the screen

RNZ 06 Mar 2025

That led them to Norma, Milligan's old personal assistant ... Mukpuddy have assembled an impressive array of talent to voice Milligan's characters joining Margolyes is Rhys Darby, Cohen Holloway, and British comedians Jo Brand and Joe Wilkinson ... ....

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We’ve failed to stop climate change — this is what we need to do next

The Times/The Sunday Times 06 Mar 2025

There is a story that used to be told about the fight against climate change. It was a narrative of hope, of a battle to be fought and won ... That moment, of course, came and went ... UK ... Jo Linehan. US energy secretary brands pursuit of net zero a ‘delusion’.

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Adwoa Aboah on freckles, dodging running and her favourite perfume

London Evening Standard 05 Mar 2025

The model and Jo Malone London’s Global Brand Ambassador and the face of their English Pear & Freesia Campaign on her beauty routine ... .

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Latest News for: jo brand

Jo Malone: ‘I go back to the same Greek villa every year’

Two new Sephoras are coming to KY Kohl’s stores. Here’s where they’re going

How often should you replace your mascara and other beauty bits?

Amazon.ie opens for business as a dedicated website for Irish shoppers

Amazon launches dedicated Irish website

The UK’s 30 wealthiest beauty industry leaders in 2025

Former child refugee, now worth £240m, heads inaugural NW Beauty Rich List

Launch date revealed for new city comedy and entertainment venue

Olivia Culpo revealed fertility concerns two years before pregnancy with husband Christian McCaffrey | Daily ...

In with the oud: the ‘liquid gold’ ingredient transforming perfumes

This epic value perfume box lets you try 12 popular scents for just £40

The 'strange process' that led to a New Zealand animation company bringing Badjelly to the screen

We’ve failed to stop climate change — this is what we need to do next

Adwoa Aboah on freckles, dodging running and her favourite perfume

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