Iris Bahr is an American actress, comedian, director, writer and producer. She has appeared on Friends (as Glenda in "The One with Ross' Tan"), Curb Your Enthusiasm as Rachel Heinemann (Season 5 episodes "The Ski Lift" and "The Korean Bookie"), and The King of Queens. Bahr also played a lead role in the 2006 film Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, and played the director of a documentary in the 2010 horror film The Last Exorcism. Her TV series Svetlana which she wrote, directed, starred and executive produced, ran on Mark Cuban's cable network HDnet for two seasons. She completed filming the Sony pilot Irreversible opposite David Schwimmer in April 2014. She is a recurring character on the new HBO series The Brink (2015) and recently completed a guest stint on Jonathan Ames's new series Blunt Talk starring Patrick Stewart. Bahr is an accomplished Solo Performer. Her first solo show Planet America, about the immigrant experience, was nominated for the LA Weekly Award. Her second solo show DAI (enough) had a successful run Off-Broadway, a world tour and a command performance at the United Nations. Bahr won the Lucille Lortel Award for Best Solo Performance as well as two Drama Desk Nominations for DAI. She is currently developing her third solo show, Death 2.0 which was just presented in NYC.
I'd love to say
Do you love me, but
I'm as humble as a bumble bee
I'd walk away
If you come with me or
I may crumble
For all to see
I have the weather
On my side
Hey, by the way
Did you love me girl?
The words I mumble
As she leaves
I'll be okay
As long as you won't be but
You don't fumble
You don't grieve
You don't think whether
You don't think twice
You're so sober
You only broke me
You, only broke me
Yeah,you're so sober
You're so sober
You only broke me
You, only broke me
Yeah, you're so sober
Lay the blame
Make it worthy and
Sift through rubble
For debris
As night fades day begins
I'm noticing lately that the
Wind sings trouble in the breeze
I have the weather
On my side
You're so sober
You only broke me
You, only broke me
Yeah, you're so sober
You're so sober
You only broke me
You, only broke me
Yeah, you're so sober
Is this over?
Or am I just crazy?
I'm not crazy
Yeah, you're so sober
Sober yeah.