Introduction, The Introduction, Intro, or The Intro may refer to:
Introduction is a ceremony in the House of Lords whereby new members are "introduced" to the existing membership. Introductions in the Lords are more elaborate than those in the House of Commons.
Originally, the Sovereign created and invested new peers personally. The personal procedure, however, was abandoned during the seventeenth century, and in 1621 the House of Lords began the ceremony of introduction. The ceremony has evolved over the years, generally growing more complex. However, in 1998, the Select Committee on Introductions suggested several reforms, which were generally adopted.
Ceremonial introductions were originally used for all new members of the House of Lords. However, in 1663, the House of Lords decided that peers who inherited a title not be introduced. This applies to hereditary peers joining the House by virtue of by-elections under the House of Lords Act 1999. However, if hereditary peers receive life peerages, they must be introduced like any other life peer, unless they sat in the Lords before the House of Lords Act 1999.
In an essay, article, or book, an introduction (also known as a prolegomenon) is a beginning section which states the purpose and goals of the following writing. This is generally followed by the body and conclusion.
The introduction typically describes the scope of the document and gives the brief explanation or summary of the document. It may also explain certain elements that are important to the essay if explanations are not part of the main text. The readers can have an idea about the following text before they actually start reading it.
ln technical writing, the introduction typically includes one or more standard subsections: abstract or summary, preface, acknowledgments, and foreword. Alternatively, the section labeled introduction itself may be a brief section found side-by-side with abstract, foreword, etc. (rather than containing them). In this case the set of sections that come before the body of the book are known as the front matter. When the book is divided into numbered chapters, by convention the introduction and any other front-matter sections are unnumbered and precede chapter 1.
killer dude: jesus christ man what the fuck are you doing?
God damn it i said what the fuck are you doing?
antichrist: Motherfucking hoes sucking my god damn dick
(chorus)
is there a god out there?
i dont really care
all i wanna do
is motherfuck you
i got bitches in my house
i got gold in my mouth
what else do i need
to stop this damn bleed
(Killer Dude)
you know what?
i dont give a flyin fuck
what these norms have to say
ima do things my way
but not like fred durst
yes i do curse
my life is the worst
no peace, no shit, no girls
my motherfuckin world
has been twirled and swirled
the fuck im s'posed to do
i really wanna fuck you
but you wont fuckin let me
even though i drive a bentley
(chorus)
(antichrist)
i hate children
i hate my mom
although she looks sexy
in a thong
my life is long
born in hong kong
livin like a god
lookin like a dog
smokin like a nald
jumpin like a frog
eatin like a pig
drinkin like a shit
(muhammed)
jesus was born on the 25th
i was born on the shitty shit shit
fuck all religion
its all a shit
a motherfuckin whore
suckin motherfuckin dick
we cuss like shit
smoke like shit
and drink like shit
choke like shit
my daddy is a nigger
and i am a wigger
but who gives a fuck
not this bitch
she wont give me a hug
(who's who)
mother
fucker
eat my cum
ya dick sucker
i am
crazy
like a
dazy
DONT FUCK WITH ME
i'll tie you to a tree
you wont be able to breath
i'll choke you by your sleeve
HAHA HAHA
(chorus)
CUZ WE ARE 6-6-6
BOW DOWN BEFORE US
JESUS CHRIST
CANT FUCK WITH US
killer dude: oh my god man what are you doing
damn what the fuck are you doing
antichrist: your motherfuckin mother sucking my god damn dick
killer dude: YOU PIECE OF SHIT
OH MY GOD MOM YOU BITCH WHORE
slut lady: GOD DAMN IT JASON I CAN SUCK WHO I WANT
killer dude: GO BACK TO HOOTERS YOU FUCKING HO
public announcer: this has been 666 reminding you to worship satan
dont fuck with slut lady, she's a fucking whore