Demetri Evan Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.
Martin was born on May 25, 1973 to a Greek American family in New York City, New York, the son of nutritionist Lillian and Greek Orthodox priest Dean C. Martin (now deceased). He grew up in Toms River, New Jersey, and has a younger brother named Spyro.
Martin graduated from Yale University in 1995. During his time there, he wrote a 224-word poem about alcoholism as a project for a fractal geometry class, which became a well known palindromic poem. He was also a member of the Anti-Gravity Society, whose members juggle objects on Sunday evenings on Yale's Old Campus.
Although Martin was accepted into Harvard Law School, he went to New York University School of Law after he received a full scholarship. Martin withdrew from law school before the start of his final year, opting to pursue comedy over finishing his Juris Doctor.
If I tried to tell you there was
Only one way to change my mind
Would you laugh me down & tell me what I'm missing
And if I tried to say I'll make it my own way
Would you still meet me half way
Offer me the hand of friendship no misgivings
All you need and all you're dealt
From love to lust, greed to hate
Mud to dust, sand to glass to nothing
If I was to say
It's your decision I don't mind which path you take
It's up to you...
It's up to you to find your own direction
It's up to you...