The humanzee (Homo sapiens sapiens × Pan) (also known as the Chuman or Manpanzee) is a hypothetical chimpanzee/human hybrid. An unsuccessful attempt to breed such a hybrid was made by Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov in the 1920s. There have been occasional reports of human-chimpanzee hybridization, notably regarding a performing chimp named Oliver during the 1970s, but none of them have been confirmed. Similarly, the possibility of a chimpanzee–gorilla hybrid, known as koolakamba, also remains unsubstantiated.
The portmanteau word humanzee for a human–chimpanzee hybrid appears to have entered usage in the 1980s.
The possibility of human–ape hybrids has been entertained since at least the medieval period; Peter Damian (11th century) claimed to have been shown the monstrous offspring of a human woman who had mated with an ape.Linnaeus (1758) used Homo troglodytes as the taxonomical name for a hypothetical human and orangutan hybrid.
Chimpanzees and humans are closely related (sharing 95% of their DNA sequence and 99% of coding DNA sequences), leading to contested speculation that a hybrid is possible.
Phone you mom, you抮e human
Don抰 play dumb, you抮e human
I know that you are anxiuos
You want more than this
Clean your mess, you抮e human
Get undressed, you抮e human
I know you抮e embarressed
Pale and hairless
Step right up folks and join the fun
See the amazing ape with his opposable thumb
You抣l be shocked, amazed, even horrified
That so much can be so compramised
Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny
Mighty males are strong and free
Female monkey, not so lucky
Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys
Monkeys sticking other mnkeys
Monkeys wrong or monkeys right
Mostly flexing monkey might
Humans
Now you抳e lost your Eden
There is no returning
It stares up and out at you
It抯 not for you
I dn抰 care, I抦 human
I抦 too scared, I抦 human
I know you want peace of mind
To be with your kind
You won抰 believe your eyes
A cranium of unparalled size
Immaculate if ill conceived
A sight not to be believed
Little monkey making money...
I like other humans
They抮e so very human
I know that it抯 obvious
We抮e all just like this