Ho' Stories

[Intro: Madd Ball]
Yo JT, check this out, right: 'member back in the days niggas was
skippin' shit, right, you know, fuckin' with the hoes and see we used
to kick lil' rhymes and shit - hey, I want you to some of the SAME
shit, man! ...
[JT:] Uh! One two!
Madd Ball: Take us back in the days, I want you to do this one for all
the boys 'round the way, you know what I'm sayin'? Same shit 'bout
all those stank bitches.
[Verse 1: JT Money]
Hey yo, met a hoe named Sonia
Said "Hey, baby doll, let a nigga get on ya!"
She was with it, but one thing -
She had one leg and walked with a cane
I couldn't tell 'cause she was sittin' real pretty
Bug fat ass and some FAT-ass titties [whistles]
When the hoe stood up,
Trying to balance herself, I'm like, What the fuck!?
I was givin' her plenty play
I ain't wanted to be rude, so I fucked the hoe anyway
I only did what I could, [grunting]
'Cept for one thing about it, the pussy was good
I threw that leg to the ceiling,
Long-dicked the hoe, and the bitch started squealing
+"Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ah!"+
Like a dog in pain, then the bitch
Started cummin' and yellin' out my name
+"Ahh, JT!! JT!! JT!!"+
Then she wrapped that leg 'round my waist,
Held me close and said cum in her face
Now you know I was wit' it
Put dick in her mouth, and the silly bitch BIT it!
Damn! I pulled it out quick
+"God damn! Stupid BITCH!+
Now I got teeth-marks 'round my dick
I hit that bitch like a man,
Mad as fuck, swollen dick in my hand
Now I'm in pain, so I
Beat that bitch-ass with her own cane
+imitates beating noises+
Jumped in the Bronze,
Kept the bitch' cane and made that bitch hop home!
[Madd Ball:] Ha ha ha ha!
[JT:] And ya don't stop! Silly bitch won't bite no dick no more!
Madd Ball: No dick, hoe!
[JT:] Silly bitch won't bite no dick no more! Crippled hoe, what you
gon' do??
[Madd Ball:] What you gon' do?? Hey man, that's the SAME shit, boy,
that shit FUNKY!! Hey man, ooh, lemme pass - pa -pass the fuckin'
joint - go-o-o-od damn! Kick one more, J!
[JT:] Yo, check it out ...
[Verse 2: JT Money]
See a bitch on the bus stop, so I must stop
Conversate a bit, try to slay the bitch "Yo, wussup baby, wussup baby?"
See, I'm a nigga that's out to get it
And if the hoe down with it, best believe I'ma hit it
See, any hoe'll pass
I fucked this fat hoe with dimples in her ass
On heavy sense, dick hard as fuck
And all I seen was this fat-ass slut
I was only crackin' for a little head
Fat bitch' body slammed me on the bed
Then the bitch might've tried me
She got on top and tried to ride me "Oh!! Ohhhhhhhh!"
Couldn't overthrow her; she was 300 plus,
Big fat greasy-ass stank ram slut! Whew!
And she refused to get up
From my chest to my knees was all wet up
Big bitch was a freak
She turned me over n' started lickin' up my butt-cheeks
[lapping noises] Then I got into it
Said "Please! Don't squeeze my ass when you do it! "Oh shit!"
She must not have liked the taste
'Cause she stopped eatin' ass when I farted in her face "Thpppt!"
But I ain't wanted to quit
I'm on that thing and with a hard-ass dick!
Bitch! I ain't tryin' to play fussy
Pushed her on the bed and took that fat pussy! Peace!
[Madd Ball:] Go-od damn!
[JT:] Ha ha, yeah, for 1992! Yours truly, JT motherfuckin'
Money the Bitchizer!
[Madd Ball:] In the house.
[JT:] You know, yo, for the people out there who be wanna
throw a nigga in jail, the lyrics in this song is, y'know what
I'm sayin', fake shit names, nothin' but hoe stories ...
[Madd Ball:] Fake shit; ain't for real!
[JT:] ... I'm sendin' this one out to my manager Hop, you
know what time it is, Hop! One time for my nigga Madd
Ball, Shorty T ...
[Madd Ball:] It's your boy.
[JT:] ... Uzi, my nigga Ram, one time for the whole Clan ...
Madd Ball: Big nose!
[JT:] ... my nigga Leveke on the beat, Eddie on the board ...
[Madd Ball:] Blood claat Eddie!
[JT:] ... yo, Poison Clan's signin' the fuck outta here.
[Madd Ball:] And we outta this motherfucker just like that,
haaaaaaaa, ya stank bitches! This ain't nothin' but hoe
stories, all y'all hoes, y'all know what time it is, you're