Hitch is a 2005 American romantic comedy film directed by Andy Tennant and starring Will Smith. The film, which was written by Kevin Bisch, co-stars Eva Mendes, Kevin James, and Amber Valletta. Smith plays the main fictional character of the film, Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, who is a professional dating consultant who makes a living teaching men how to woo women. The film was released on February 11, 2005 by Columbia Pictures.
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens (Will Smith) is a professional "date doctor" who coaches other men in the art of wooing women, with a focus on long-term relationships. While coaching one of his clients, Albert Brennaman (Kevin James), who is smitten with a client of his investment firm, celebrity Allegra Cole (Amber Valletta), Hitch finds himself falling for Sara Melas (Eva Mendes). Sara is a gossip columnist and a major workaholic. While Albert and Allegra's relationship continues to progress, Hitch finds it difficult to initiate a dialog with Sara, finding that none of his methods are working for catching her, while likewise being impressed with her ability to see through people's attempts to make advances. Throughout the entire process, he keeps his career secret, claiming to be a generic "consultant."
Recite, I feel everything
Relight my own joy in this, my own faggot fantasy
T.v. series lightbulb coffin, reborn, skinless nightmare
No words, only questions, like me, only everyone wants
Feel this feeling nothing
Nothing...do I care
Brings me...lie to me
Fucking...happiness
Can i...hate myself
Push me through all closed doors, and I can't find my way
I want to feel human, and I am what gives it away
Nothing can be done ugly, I am nothing but send me to my crucifix
Raping, falling inside out, playing what I used to be
Would he, collect his own mind?
My own is not pure and whole, piece this, less is what I am
Love is a wonderful thing to hate