Hayoceros is an extinct genus of the artiodactyl family Antilocapridae, endemic to North America during the Early Pleistocene epoch (1.8 mya—300,000 years ago), existing for approximately 1.5 million years.
Hayoceros was named by Skinner (1942) and named as a subgenus of Tetrameryx by Frick 1937; raised to genus level. It was assigned to Antilocapridae by Skinner (1942) and Carroll (1988).
It was about 1.8 metres (5.9 ft) in body length, and, in most respects, resembled modern pronghorns. However, in addition to the pair of forked horns located above the eyes, as in modern pronghorns, it also possessed a second, longer and unforked, pair on the back of the skull. Most likely, males used these to fight in a fashion similar to modern pronghorns, locking horns and then pushing until the opponent gave in.
Take your sharp, sharp scissor-hands
And cut me some slack
And I'll spin you in wool,
And pull it over your eyes,
Because I'm charming.
Take a long, long look at me
And give me light,
Cos the flame has expired,
It tired of my many flaws
And went up in smoke.
I can make you feel better,
I can make you feel much, much better than,
I can make you feel better than this, this, this, this.
Glorious.
Make me feel glorious
Once more.
And I won't let you down.
Glorious.
Make me feel glorious
Once more.
Time will only tell.
Take that sharp, sharp tongue of yours
And cut me in two,
I'll attack from both sides
And hide under your skin,
Because I need you.
Don't make me cry, it's bad enough
I made it hell for all of us.
What's it like being glorious?
Glorious.
Can I please be glorious
Like you?