Hardbodies
Hardbodies is a 1984 sex comedy film about three middle-aged men who hire a younger man to help them pick up women at the beach. The film was directed by Mark Griffiths, and stars Grant Cramer, Courtney Gains, and Gary Wood. It was followed by a 1986 sequel entitled Hardbodies 2.
Plot
The movie opens with some rhythmic singing to a black screen showing credits, then showing why the singing is present as it fades in: the rhythmic singing matches the pace of the back of a man under a blanket moving up and down as he is having sex in the missionary position with an attractive young woman. Sated, he stops, and rolls over, quite satisfied with his performance, and the woman (whose name we discover later is Kristi), also apparently quite pleased with it as well, snuggles up next to him, when their post-coital reverie is interrupted by banging on the door. We discover the man, whose name is Scotty Palmer, has been interrupted by his landlord to inform him he has to get out because he has been evicted for non-payment of rent.
Hardbodies 2
Hardbodies 2 is a 1986 adult comedy movie sequel to the 1984 film Hardbodies. It was directed by Mark Griffiths and featured Brad Zutaut, Fabiana Udenio, James Karen and Alba Francesca. The plot involves a pair of film crews in Greece, and derives humor from the use of profanity and nudity. The movie was released by CineTel Films and it has a run time of 88 minutes.Leonard Maltin gave the film a "bomb" rating.
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Heartbeats
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But the people there don't care
'Cos love is all around
You might think it's ugly, but somebody once told me
Acceptance is harmony
And I feel okay
At least for today
You can breathe the air if you want to
But it leaves a nasty stain on the inside of you
You can eat that food, but you don't know where it's
been
You can leave this dirty old world that we're living in
But where will you go and anyway
You only have so many heartbeats
The revolution's coming, everybody thinks for
themselves
There's a nation humming
A tune that I know well
In the middle of commotion, everybody's chasing their
tails
There's a single-minded notion
It's all coming to us
Don't make such a fuss
You can breathe the air if you wan tot
But it leaves a nasty stain on the inside of you
You can eat that food, but you don't know where it's
been
You can leave this dirty old world that we're living in
But where will you go and anyway
You only have so many heartbeats
Only in the morning when I reach for my mask
Only then I wish this breath could be my last
You can breathe the air if you wan tot
But it leaves a nasty stain on the inside of you
You can eat that food, but you don't know where it's
been
You can leave this dirty old world that we're living in
But where will you go and anyway
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