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Guys is the seventh novel in Canadian cartoonist Dave Sim's Cerebus comic book series. It is made up of issues #201-219 of Cerebus and was collected as Guys in one volume in September 1997.
The book marks a return to a lighter and more humorous style, and takes place in a males-only bar.
After being shown the truth about the universe and himself, Cerebus is given the opportunity to choose to be anywhere he wants. He chooses a bar. The tavern he is placed in is located by the Wall of T'si, with a host of Cerebus regulars, including Bear, Boobah and Mick & Keef; visits from the Margaret Thatcher caricature from Jaka's Story; and new characters, such as bartenders Richard George and Harrison Starkey (based on members of the Beatles), and caricatures of Norman Mailer and Marty Feldman's Igor from Young Frankenstein.
Much of the story revolves around Cerebus' relation to Bear, who is seen as having achieved a certain level of manhood and contentment. Cerebus, in contrast, is selfish, childish and controlling. Cerebus is unable to connect with others, and gradually alienates those around him with his drunken, selfish behaviour.
Two Guys From Harrison (later shortened to Two Guys) was a discount store chain founded in 1946 by brothers Sidney and Herbert Hubschman in Harrison, New Jersey, originally selling major appliances such as televisions. The chain acquired the manufacturers of the Vornado appliance brand in 1959, and spread beyond the New York City metropolitan area to more than 100 locations in upstate New York, eastern Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maryland, Virginia, and as far as Illinois and California. The company's financial success started to decline in the late 1970s, and was defunct by 1982.
In 1946, the Hubschmans operated a snack bar concession in the Radio Corporation of America (RCA) plant in Harrison, New Jersey, which was one of the earliest US manufacturers of television sets. They became friendly with one of their customers, an RCA executive who invited Herbert to tour the plant. During the tour, Hubschman saw a batch of scratched-cabinet television sets returned from the retailers as unsalable. The Hubschmans worked out a plan to buy these sets for a low price, and sell them in a vacant lot for a $5 markup on each set, providing their own publicity using car windshield flyers. The sale was so successful, that the batch they figured would take a month to sell were gone in a few hours. They continued the arrangement with RCA, and soon were ready to open their own store and use newspaper advertising. By this time, they had heard of their competitors whining, "We can't compete with those two bastards from Harrison!" The Hubschmans wanted to use that as the store name to taunt the competition, but no newspaper would print it, so they settled on "Two Guys from Harrison".
Some guys try to please you showing off his money
Some guys try to tease you with some silly games
Every man just wants to do it with the next best girl
And the girls they want them too
I don't want my love to be an one night stand I
Need someone to satisfy me
I hear you say my name
(Just say it louder)
Let's tell a story about us
Just you and me
Pretty faced baby comes into my mind
Use your hips and wet your lips to make me blind
Pretty faced baby gets into my sea
Take the chance tonight and try to drown in me
A ha ha a ha ahaaa
Pretty faced guy
A ha ha a ha comes into my mind
Pretty faced guy, yeah
Some guys are far too wise to pay for the boring date
Some guys are far too proud to say the words of love aloud
Tell me why does everyone of them make violent moves?
Scares were made by hungry wolves
I don't want a fake affair to erase my mind
I need someone to satisfy me
I wanna taste your flame
(Don't disappoint me)
Let's tell a story about us
Just you and me
Pretty faced baby comes into my mind
Use your hips and wet your lips to make me blind
Pretty faced baby gets into my sea
Take the chance tonight and try to drown in me
A ha ha
I want the highest feeling
I want my ecstasy
I know you want my skin, so
Don't let it go
Pretty faced baby comes into my mind
Use your hips and wet your lips to make me blind
Pretty faced baby gets into my sea
Take the chance tonight and try to come and take me over
Pretty faced baby comes into my mind
Use your hips and wet your lips to make me blind
Pretty faced baby gets into my sea
Take the chance tonight and try to drown in me
A ha ha a ha ahaaa
Pretty faced guy