Gursarai is a city and a municipal board in Jhansi district in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.
The town was created after a grant of land was made to Mukundraj Kher, chef of the Peshwas of Malwa for his service during the second battle of Tarain. Mukundraj is widely credited as having accidentally won the battle for the peshwas by food poisoning the General of the later mughals when he visited the court of the Peshwas. An act which had the immediate consequence of the withdrawal of Mughal armies from the borders of the Malwa empire.
A statue stands in the main square at Gursarai commemorating the accidental bravery of Mukundraj.
Gursarai is located at 25°37′N 79°11′E / 25.62°N 79.18°E / 25.62; 79.18. It has an average elevation of 174 metres (570 feet).
As of 2001 India census, Gursarai had a population of 50,000. Males constitute 53% of the population and females 47%. Gursarai has an average literacy rate of 67%, higher than the national average of 59.5%: male literacy is 76%, and female literacy is 56%. In Gursarai, 15% of the population is under 6 years of age. The municipality has 25 wards.
I am twice your age, but you don’t want to see
Height of naivety, as only real young girls can be
Kiss kiss I love you, no I love you more
Begging, pleading me to stop pushing on your gasping
throat
A blossoming youthfulness is so arousing to me
You’re so easy to break
Don’t you realize that I won’t stop?
A nose is easy to break
You fulfil my wildest dreams
Now I finally understand the real pride of ownership
I control you from the mouth down
Get on your hands and feet for me
Urinating on the floor and barking like a little dog
I control you from the mouth down
Give me your anus
Feed from my penis
Cute little sobs for help make everything complete
Lesson for today, a lizard has no empathy
Damsel in distress, you certainly fit the part
For you it’s good to know that life sometimes can be,
To cruel, to hard
Pushing though your psyche
Your mother would be so proud
You’re truly beneath me
Ravaging your psyche
Faecal froth foams from the mouth
I want you to swallow my pee
Cry for me delicately
Looking up inside of me
Mana from my colon
Nauseating romance
Eating chunks from me
Butterfly, you’ve become, crawling from your pupa
Not just the girl next door
Now so much more then you were before
A new white human toilet
Come lick my anus