Grande Porto or Greater Porto is a Portuguese NUTS3 subregion, integrating the NUTS2 region of Norte, in Portugal.
It corresponds to 11 municipalities out of 16, the other 5 in Entre Douro e Vouga Subregion that constitute the larger Greater Metropolitan Area of Porto, centered in the city of Porto. With a population of 1,401,805 inhabitants (INE 2011) and an area of 817 km2. Highly industrialized, it is along with the neighbouring subregions the main source of the Portuguese exports and home to one of the busiest Portuguese harbours, located in Leixões. Grande Porto serves as the commercial, educational, cultural and economical centre of northern Portugal.
It covers an area of 817 km2 for a density of 2056 hab/km2
It is formed by 11 municipalities, on both sides of the Douro River.
All of the above municipalities are cities. Only Espinho and Gaia are located south of Douro River.
BRUNO
We just met, but I know you’re my soul mate
I’ve got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face
Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date
I’ve got next week open. When do you have open?
I sent you my left ear
But you tossed it off the pier
Then said something I couldn’t hear
What
Gave you all my string and my fingernail clippings
I hope I don’t sound deranged, but I’d
Chop off my head for you
I just went off my meds for you
I’d drink a bottle of crazy glue
And lick a bathroom attendants shoe
Oh that’s good shoe
I would peel you a million grapes
And make a portrait using audiotapes
Yes I’ll protect you from robots
And futuristic apes
Oh Get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend you dirty ape from the future
GIRL
Calm down you crazy clown what is wrong with you
Stop offering things that you’ll never have to do
Just take your pills, pay your bills I don’t want you dead Why
would I want a boyfriend who doesn’t have a head?
BRUNO
I’d eat a pile of glass
Pull my heart out through my ass
GIRL
You know what you could do for me?
BRUNO
What baby
GIRL
The dishes and the trash
Lets take that Tango class
Then watch Lifetime TV
BRUNO
I’ll shop at Target with you
Buy you tickets to Dave Matthews
I’d go to brunch with your book club friends
I’ll tell you that you’re not fat again
It nightmare ever ends
I would rather eat 50 grenades
Wear a speedo made of razor blades
Then have to deal with you baby