Garry Hay (born 7 September 1977 in Irvine, North Ayrshire) is a Scottish former professional footballer, who played in over 300 Scottish Premier League games for Kilmarnock.
Hay signed for Kilmarnock in 1995, and made his debut against Rangers on the opening day of the 1999–2000 season. Hay scored two goals in his second game for Kilmarnock against Aberdeen. He started his career mainly as a left midfielder, but eventually moved to a more defensive role.
Hay, who has had several stints as Kilmarnock team captain, enjoyed his testimonial year during the 2009–10 season. He played in the 2012 Scottish League Cup Final, which Kilmarnock won 1–0 against Celtic. Two months later, Hay extended his contract with Kilmarnock for another season. Hay was released by Kilmarnock in June 2013. He then turned down the offer of a joint playing and coaching contract at Oldham Athletic. He joined Airdrieonians in the summer of 2013, playing his final professional football game v Ayr United at Somerset Park on 31 August 2013. He then moved to a full-time role with the SFA, which meant that he could no longer be associated with an individual club.
Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind
Feasting like maggots - maggots in flesh
So left your ruined cortex behind
Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine!
[Chorus:]
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling like rain!
Putrid pus-pools vomit blubonic plague
The bowels of the beast reek of puke
How to describe such vileness on the page
World maggot waits for the end of the age!
[Chorus]
Beneath a sky of maggots I walked
Until those maggots began to fall
I gaped at God to receive my gift
Bathed in maggots till the planet shit
[Repeat chorus a lot]