Global Maritime Distress and Safety System
The Global Maritime Distress and Safety System (GMDSS) is an internationally agreed-upon set of safety procedures, types of equipment, and communication protocols used to increase safety and make it easier to rescue distressed ships, boats and aircraft.
GMDSS consists of several systems, some of which are new, but many of which have been in operation for many years. The system is intended to perform the following functions: alerting (including position determination of the unit in distress), search and rescue coordination, locating (homing), maritime safety information broadcasts, general communications, and bridge-to-bridge communications. Specific radio carriage requirements depend upon the ship's area of operation, rather than its tonnage. The system also provides redundant means of distress alerting, and emergency sources of power.
Recreational vessels do not need to comply with GMDSS radio carriage requirements, but will increasingly use the Digital Selective Calling (DSC) VHF radios. Offshore vessels may elect to equip themselves further. Vessels under 300 Gross tonnage (GT) are not subject to GMDSS requirements.
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The Threesome
by: ComediesSince you've become a whore I don't feel alright
I know you're pretty but you will not win a fight
Everything might seems go in the right verse
I think the only future for you is the porn universe
You leave me so speechless
When you say you don't feel like this
Congratulations for the threesome
So show me what you'd be
It's everything you need
All I'm doing is counting
1,2,3 more?
Give up, give it up baby you're so fragile can’t you
see?
I'm sorry honey I want no wankers over me
Twenty seconds, take a breath
Realize you'll never change
Honey you won't take away my rage
Congratulations for the threesome
So show me what you'd be
It's everything you need
All I'm doing is counting
Congratulations for the threesome
So show me what you'd be
It's everything you need
All I'm doing is counting
1,2,3 more?
Just take a breath, so take me off
I don't need your help to go on
I won't give a chance ... I'll put it off
I'll revive from the wreckage of my past
Congratulations for the threesome
So show me what you'd be
It's everything you need
All I'm doing is counting
Congratulations for the threesome
So show me what you'd be
It's everything you need
All I'm doing is counting
[laughters]