Fox News
by:
Screeching Weasel
Hey, what's up? I'm married now And we just bought a brand new house. It's bigger and It's better and It's in a nicer part of town.
We got German cars I've got a personal fairway We watch Fox News We laugh about you And all the stupid things you say
She introduced me to brassier Wiener-skin Angus-tat Our chef makes veal each Saturday And it's delicious, I might add.
When you're in some hip punk rock fair And when I'm with my wife We watch Fox News And laugh about you And your pathetic, weirdo life.
We drink Champagne And she owns a dozen furs We bought a pure-bread Doberman And named her Sarah Palin
While I don't hold a grudge at all I just thought I'd give a shout So how's the cupcake shop and roller derby team working out?