In the World of Greyhawk campaign setting for the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game, Fortubo is the god of Stone, Metals, Mountains, and Guardianship. Originally a member of the Suel pantheon, Fortubo abandoned the Suloise upon discovering that the Suel were behind the creation of the derro. Fortubo now favors dwarves above any other race, and has relatively few human worshippers. Fortubo's holy symbol is a warhammer with a glowing head, though any hammer will serve.
Lenard Lakofka created Fortubo.
Fortubo was first detailed for the Dungeons & Dragons game in the World of Greyhawk Fantasy Game Setting (1983), by Gary Gygax.
Fortubo was further detailed by Lenard Lakofka in Dragon #88 (1984), in the article "Gods of the Suel Pantheon II."
Fortubo was one of the deities described in the From the Ashes set (1992), for the Greyhawk campaign, and appeared again in Greyhawk: The Adventure Begins (1998).
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Kush rolled, glass full, I deserve the better thangs
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Kush rolled, glass full, I deserve the better thangs
Kush rolled, glass full, I deserve the better thangs
I deserve the better, I deserve the better thangs
I deserve the better, I deserve the better thangs
I deserve the better, I deserve the better thangs
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Kush rolled, glass full, I deserve the better thangs
A pair in sours equal to a wedding ring
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Kush rolled, glass full, I deserve the better thangs
Kush rolled, glass full, I deserve the better thangs
I deserve the better, I deserve the better thangs
I deserve the better, I deserve the better thangs