Landshark

Landshark, land shark or land-shark may refer to:

  • The mascot of Landmark College in Putney, VT
  • An Ole Miss Rebels mascot
  • A German Shepherd
  • Porsche 928
  • A speculator in real estate
  • Sun Life Stadium, Miami Gardens, Florida, US (known as Land Shark Stadium in 2009)
  • Land Shark Lager, a pale Anheuser-Busch brands lager
  • In media and entertainment

  • Land Shark (Saturday Night Live), a recurring SNL character
  • Landshark (Transformers), a Transformers character
  • "Landshark", a skit by YouTube comedian Jenna Marbles
  • Landshark, a 1982 album by Fang
  • Bulette or landshark, a classic Dungeons & Dragons monster
  • See also

  • Sand shark
  • Land Shark (Saturday Night Live)

    The Land Shark (also land shark, landshark, LandShark) was a recurring character from the sketch comedy television series Saturday Night Live.

    The character first appeared in the fall of 1975 as a response to the release of the film Jaws, and the subsequent hysteria over purported shark sightings. It was one of the most popular and imitated sketches of SNL's first season.

    Original skit

    The Land Shark first appeared in a sketch entitled "Jaws II" on the Candace Bergen-hosted episode of season 1 (the fourth episode). As narrated by Don Pardo (the announcer):

    The sketch depicted the Land Shark (voiced by Chevy Chase) attacking several people after knocking on their doors, pretending to be repairmen, door-to-door salesmen, and the like. Once the intended victim opens the door, the Land Shark quickly enters and swallows them. The sketch is typified by the following exchange:

    Woman:  [speaking through closed door] Yes?
    Voice:  (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
    Woman:  Who?
    Voice:  (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
    Woman:  Who is it?
    Voice:  [pause] Flowers.
    Woman:  Flowers for whom?
    Voice:  [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.
    Woman:  I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
    Voice:  [pause] Candygram.
    Woman:  Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You're the shark, and you know it!
    Voice:  Wait.  I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
    Woman:  A dolphin? Well... Okay. [opens door]

    [Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, as

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