Fiona Allen (born 13 March 1965) is an English comedienne and actress.
Allen has appeared in many sketch shows, including We Know Where You Live (Channel 5), Smack the Pony (Channel 4), Goodness Gracious Me and The All Star Comedy Show. She has also appeared in many television dramas including Dalziel and Pascoe and Coronation Street, as well as the sitcom Happiness alongside Paul Whitehouse. Subsequently she appeared as Sandra, in the film version of the Viz comic strip The Fat Slags, and as a panelist on one episode of Mock the Week.
Allen appeared in the first episode of the second series of the E4 teenage drama Skins, playing Maxxie's mum Jackie Oliver. Jackie is married to Walter who is played by Bill Bailey. She also appears in BBC drama Waterloo Road as Georgia Stevenson, playing the former lover of Tom Clarkson.
Allen's grandfather was Harry Allen, the last British hangman; her mother was born in Spain. Allen is married to the son of TV chat show host Michael Parkinson, also named Michael. Together they have two daughters, Honey and Sofia, and a son, Felix.
Now I like the way you move
Anyway that you make it work
And you offer something new
And the doorway is open for me
Now a man needs a woman
And I know that for me is true
And life , we got too much reality
There's gotta be other things to do
Me electrify you
Simply mystify you
Very strange but nice
Now somebody wrong
And somebody right
And somebody knows it's neither one thing or the other
It's a fine line between taking and giving
It's a fine line
It's fine line between dancing and making love
It's a fine line
I can see the possibility
Anyway that you wanna be
We all got secret emotions
Anytime after the midnight hour
Now love, don't get short on the action
Anyway you got the energy
My heart is a part of the plans you made
You're the star of my sexual fantasy
Me electrify you
Simply mystify you
Hope you stay all night
I'll have you for dinner or breakfast in bed
Either way I get you
For the worse or for the better
It's a fine line between taking and giving
It's a fine line
It's a fine line between dancing and making love
It's a fine line
It's wild , it's weird , it's what we think about
This ain't no strip club , shame on you 'cos
You know somebody that got a bead on what you need
Don't sacrifice your love
You analyze , don't minimize
What only you can rise above
Now, I know that , don't you think
I know your watching me
You got no claim to make
Well, that's no excuse
And know the truth
You got brain drain , long as there's a game to play
Sad, but there's only one fool to blame
It's a fine line between taking and giving
It's a fine line
It's a fine line between dancing and making love
It's a fine line
You don't think my love should tie you down
I say love can turn your groove around
Watch me please you
Watch me play your game
Someday love will make your water flow