Elte can refer to the following:
Elte is a river of Thuringia, Germany.
Coordinates: 51°00′N 10°09′E / 51.000°N 10.150°E / 51.000; 10.150
Eötvös Loránd University (ELTE) is a Hungarian public research university based in Budapest. Founded in 1635, ELTE is one of the largest and the most prestigious university of Hungarian higher education. ELTE is organized into eight faculties and into research institutes, located throughout Budapest and on the scenic banks of the Danube. The University has affiliated with 5 Nobel laureates, as well Wolf Prize, Fulkerson Prize and Abel Prize winners, the latest was Endre Szemerédi who won Abel Prize in 2012.
The predecessor of Eötvös Loránd University was founded in 1635 by cardinal Péter Pázmány as a catholic university for teaching theology and philosophy. In 1770, the University was transferred to Buda, and with the support of Maria Theresa, Empress of Austria and Queen of Hungary, became the Royal Hungarian University. It was named Royal University of Pest until 1873, then University of Budapest until 1921, when it was renamed Pázmány Péter University after its founder Péter Pázmány. The Faculty of Science started its autonomous life in 1949 when The Faculty of Theology was separated from the university. The university received its current name in 1950, after one of its most well-known physicist, Baron Loránd Eötvös.
Do ya... wanna do some crack?
Do ya wanna drop a log?
Do ya prefer to pick your nose?
Or would ya rather mouse a hog?
The bathroom is a holy place
I can wack-off without disgrace
What! There's no paper? I don't care
I'll wipe my ass with my underwear
The bathroom is a holy place
I can wack-off without disgrace
There's so many games to play in here
Like "Bombs away in the hollow chair"
It's a place I can think
Projects chunks in the sink
So many things to do in there
You can't see me - so I don't care