Dick Gautier (born October 30, 1931) is an American actor, comedian, singer, and caricaturist. Among his most best-known television roles are that of Hymie the Robot in the television series Get Smart, and Robin Hood in the short-lived TV comedy series When Things Were Rotten, a Mel Brooks send-up of the classic legend.
Gautier also has a cult following for his role as Hal, the partner of Stanley Beamish in the short-lived sitcom series Mister Terrific (1967); and for his various voice roles in the 1986 animated Transformers series (including the voice of Rodimus Prime).
Gautier started his career as a night-club comic and a singer for dance orchestras; he joined ASCAP in 1959 after serving in the United States Navy. In 1960, he portrayed fictional rock 'n roll star Conrad Birdie in the original Broadway theatre production of Bye Bye Birdie, receiving a Tony Award nomination for his performance.
He appeared in an episode of The Patty Duke Show, "Anywhere I Hang My Horn Is Home". He portrayed the clumsy robot "Hymie" on TV's Get Smart. He portrayed a dance instructor in the original TV series Gidget and a French dress designer in the episode "Samantha, the Dressmaker" from the second season of the TV situation comedy Bewitched. In 1978, he appeared as Harriman in the episode "The Intimate Friends of Janet Wilde" in the NBC crime drama series The Eddie Capra Mysteries.
oh mother I want a dog
I want a little dog
I saw a little dog
his name is happy
well this is me ...
... old ...
I could be a shopkeeper
we'll call 'em ...
she got a six foot pitchfork
I see the wrecking-ball
back over here together
she got me here with or without
she got me coming through the dog door
she got me coming through the dog door
I said pitchfork
oh step-ladders
you oughta walk away
but you can't ...
... stairs
she got me gone back here
but don't sit there
she let me keep the deck-chairshe got me coming through the dog door
she got me coming through the dog door
pitchfork (pitchfork)
crowbar (crowbar)
clawhammer (clawhammer)
hot tar (hot tar)
she got me through her middle name
but she can make it rain
she got a small-town chill
and she's starving in the belly wheel
she got me coming through the dog door
she got me coming through the dog door
pitchfork (pitchfork)
crowbar (crowbar)
clawhammer (clawhammer)
hot tar (hot tar)