David "Dave" Lister, commonly referred to simply as Lister, is a fictional character from the British science fiction situation comedy Red Dwarf, portrayed by Craig Charles.
Lister was a third-class technician (the lowest ranking crewman) on the mining ship Red Dwarf spending his time performing tasks under the hated supervision of Arnold Rimmer. He becomes marooned three million years into the future, but maintains a long-standing desire to return to Earth and start a farm on Fiji and open a hot dog and doughnut diner, preferably with the one true love of his life, Kristine Kochanski, a navigation officer of Red Dwarf. As a character Lister is lazy, slobbish, and unmotivated, but he frequently shows moral courage. He deeply enjoys Indian food, especially chicken vindaloo, which is a recurring theme in the series.
An orphan, he was discovered at six weeks old on 26 November 2155, under a pool table in a Liverpool pub (the Aigburth Arms), nestled in a cardboard box with the mysterious word "ouroboros" scribbled on its side. He uses 14 October as his official birth date. Lister is in fact his own father, as shown in the episode "Ouroboros" (1997).
David Lister may refer to:
Cheaterlude
There's a cheat in this old building
And I know [I got to move]
Girl, I know [I got to move]
Said I know, yeah [I got to move]
See, there's a cheat in this building
And I know [I got to move]
See, what goes around comes on back around
Wait a minute
See, now my mama tried to warn me
But I didn't [didn't want to listen]
No I didn't [didn't want to listen]
Mm, I didn't, no [didn't want to listen]
See, oh, my mama tried to warn me
But I didn't, no [didn't want to listen]
See, what they say is
"I bet I won't let this happen again"
No, ohh, Lord have mercy
*cheering and applause*