Darren Fay
Darren Fay (born 11 April 1976 in Meath) is a former successful Meath Gaelic Footballer. He is regarded the latest in a long line of Great Meath Full Backs, following the likes of Mick Lyons, Jack Quinn, Paddy O'Brien & Tommy "The Boiler" McGuinness. He plays club football for Trim. He came to prominence in 1996 when he won an All Ireland senior medal in his first season as a Meath regular first team player. In 1999 he won his second All Ireland medal. He is also the holder of 3 Leinster Senior medals. Darren has won 3 All Star awards. For the 2006 season Darren made himself unavailable for the Meath team but he returned to the Meath panel for the 2007 season. On 23 July 2008 Fay confirmed his retirement after a shocking defeat to Limerick. Starred in the major motion picture 'Braveheart' as an extra, even though he was considered for the starring role but Mel Gibson declined to use him after a lengthy fist fight in a local bar. Darren has been considered for a role in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) after he offered to fight Diarmuid Conolly outside Supermacs on O'Connell street at 4am. Later in life Darren was accepted for a PHD scholarship in Maynooth University due to his exceptional Chemistry Write Ups during his 1st year science course. He was given his BSC Degree after just 2 months after a private discussion with Prof Phillip Nolan where Dr. Nolan re appeared with 3 black eyes. Darrens hobbies include walks on the beach and needle craft.
Podcasts:
Turn Off
by: Keri Hilsonplease don't turn me off .. yeah... like dis... where you at shawty?...
you fly as hell, swagga right, brown skin poppin
you know just how to talk to me
know just how i like it
you turnin me on, you turnin me on, you turnin me on
now wait a minute little buster
you got one more time to feel on my booty
better recognize a lady
that ain't the way you do me
you turnin me off, you turnin me off, you turnin me off
better recognize a real woman
(aaahhh)
you ever try to get that close to me
you better come correct how you 'proachin me
dime divas give it to me
(aaahhh)
i gotta be feelin your energy
i gotta be for sure that you're into me
recognize a real woman
goin up on it, you actin like you want it
and you stuntin like your daddy checkin for this little mama
you turnin me on, you turnin me on, you turnin me on
now wait a minute little buster
now you don't even know me but you wanna take me shopping
you a lame, i can tell it ain't big shit poppin
you turnin me off, you turnin me off, you turnin me off
better recognize a real woman
all you wanna do is
holla at the cutest
broad to get up in them draws
got money
don't try to buy me
bottles, got my own dollars
i could buy up the bar if i want it
(aaahhh)
you ever try to get that close to me
you better come correct how you 'proachin me
dime divas give it to me
(aaahhh)
i gotta be feelin your energy
i gotta be for sure that you're into me
recognize a real woman
Lil Wayne:
eh eh eh
i'm i'm fly as hell swagger right, brown skin poppin like dynamite
raw like china white, mama i feel your persona right
but i go under water and i hope that ur parana bite
and i hope that ur vagina tight, stuntin like my daddy baby
you are baby mama type, and i bet that got you kinda hype
yeah i know hot carter, turn you on like hot water
never turn you off baby girl, watch that pot boil
got yourself a scott tissue, pick the spot and i'll kiss you
bet my fingers can turn you on, like a television
turn it to the weather channel cause i make it rain girl
you just been on planet earth but you never been to wayne's world
i don't use game but i play to win, and i ain't got to bait em in
i just do my thing now you're in love with an alien
polo on the beat and yeah, weezy at the plate again
keri if you pitch it at me i'm a swing away at it
someone better play the fence, someone better tell them bout me
shawty i'm the shit and that's the only thing you smell around me
weezy f baby and don't forget the F around me
and if you do then get the F from 'round me
you're turnin me off yeah (hahaha)
polo i told you i got you (yeah)