Unknown Hinson
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Stuart Daniel Baker (born 1954, in North Carolina), better known by his stage name, Unknown Hinson, is a comedic country musician, songwriter, and voice actor. He is perhaps best known for his role as the voice of Early Cuyler on the Adult Swim cartoon series Squidbillies.
The character
Persona
Unknown Hinson, dressed in his signature rodeo tailor coat and black ribbon necktie, is a dark parody of the country western stars from the 1950s through the mid-1980s. His recorded material has the sonic qualities of a regional country star with access to cheap recording studios and hack producers. With his glued-on sideburns, blacked-out front teeth, and dark hair slicked back to reveal a prominent widow's peak, he has been referred to as the "hillbilly vampire." The self-proclaimed "king of country-western troubadours" speaks and sings with an authentic southern drawl, commonly pronouncing words like woman "womern," and window "winder." Hinson's personality is that of a hell-raising and hard-drinking country western singer with a preference for "party likker," sexy womerns, and fine "git-tars [guitars]." Baker has carefully cultivated his alter ego. Much like Andy Kaufman's alter-ego, Tony Clifton, Unknown Hinson never breaks character in public and adamantly denies having any connection to Danny Baker.
Podcasts:
Unknown Hinson
ALBUMS
- Rock 'n' Roll Is Straight From Hell released: 2002
- 21 Chart-Toppers released: 1999
- The Future is Unknown... released: 1999
- Target Practice released:
- The Future Is Unknown... released:
21 Chart-Toppers
Released 1999- You Ain't Callin' The Law
- I'll Soon Get My Revenge
- Get The Hell On
- It Don't Bother Me
- The Poem
- Baby
- When I Get Out
- Never Mind Your Male Hormones
- Put Down Your Picket Sign
- Love on Command
- Shimmy Shimmy Baby-Lou
- I'm The King
- Mona Marie
- Baby, Let's Play Rough
- Knock Down, Drag Out Love Life
- She's Alotta Woman
- Be the Woman
- I Ain't Afraid Of Your Husband
- Dirty Dog
- Black And Blue Christmas
- Don't Want No Trouble
The Future is Unknown...
Released 1999- Venus Bound
- I Make Faces (When I Make Love)
- Desert Luau
- In the Trunk of My Cadillac Car
- Man To Man
- Closer To The Light
- Don't Bite the Lips That Kiss You
- Foggy Windows
- Silver Platter
- Put Out Or Get Out
- Sweet Pain
- Hippie Girl
- My Heart's On The Line
- Fish Camp Woman (Live)
- Pregnant Again
- Rock 'N Roll Is Straight From Hell
- Don't Look At Me
- Theme from 'The Unknown Hinson TV Show' (Instrumental)
The Future Is Unknown...
- I Ain't Afraid of Your Husband
- I Make Faces (When I Make Love)
- Poly Urethane
- Hippie Girl
- Your Man Is Gay
- Lingerie
- Venus Bound
- Foggy Windows
- I Cleaned out a Room (in My Trailer for You)
- Man to Man
- Peace, Love and Hard Liquor
- Pregnant Again
- I Quit All That Mess
- Rock 'N Roll Is Straight from Hell
- Unknown Hinson Theme (instrumental)
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Nothin' Goin' On Down There
by: Unknown Hinson(Verse)
Baby I don’t know what’s wrong
Maybe you’re perfume’s too strong
Maybe I had too much to smoke and drink
‘Cause darling your breath sure does stink worser than
hell
(Verse)
Maybe you just talk too much
I ain’t big on conversations and such
Maybe it’s the way you’re touching me
Or hell, maybe it’s just DD, hell I don’t know
(Chorus)
You done something wrong, I swear
‘Cause there’s nothing going on down there
There ain’t nothing going on down there
No need to fix your make-up and hair
The feeling has gone
So put your clothes back on and go home
(Verse)
I don’t forget and tear it out on me
I done said get out and let me be
I’m glad you paid for this motel room
Here’s 5$ for your taxi which should be here soon
God let it be soon
(Chorus)
You done something wrong, I swear
‘Cause there’s nothing going on down there
There ain’t nothing going on down there
No need to fix your make-up and hair
The damn feeling has gone
So put your clothes back on and go home, home
‘Cause there’s nothing going on down there
There ain’t nothing going on down there
There ain’t nothing going on down there