Carl Barron
Carl Barron (born 11 June 1964) is an Australian comedian. His style is based on observational humour. He was born in Longreach, Queensland, the son of a sheep shearer, and formerly worked as an apprentice roof tiler. Barron has released four DVDs, entitled Carl Barron LIVE!, Carl Barron: Whatever Comes Next, Carl Barron: Walking Down The Street, and Carl Barron: A One Ended Stick. In November 2010 a box set entitled "All The Stuff I've Done So Far" was released, which included the first three previous titles, plus a documentary and outtakes. In 1993 he was voted 'Comic of the Year' and 'Best Up and Coming Talent' and has since made many TV appearances in commercials and on TV shows such as Rove and Thank God You're Here.
Barron made his first television appearance on the NRL Footy Show on 17 April 1997.
One of his perpetual jokes is that several people have mistaken him for people such as Australian musician Paul Kelly. He once stated "I reckon if Paul Kelly and Gandhi had a baby, I'd be it!". He has regularly sold-out shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Barron has been very successful in Australia with the DVD release of Carl Barron LIVE! going four times platinum, making it the most successful Australian comedy DVD in Australian history. He has appeared in Good News Week, Out of the Question, Thank God You're Here and several episodes of Rove.
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- Carl Barron Live released:
Selfish
by: Carl BryanI have it all i get an extra more
Everything my heart desires
Is such a shame I am the one the clal
Caus ei am still chasing the .. of a lady
Not think about the one I got home
Is she leave me my life cannot go one
She is the .. see nobody
In my heart I know there i know
It sure ain't no girl who can take your place
But I lie and I cheat I still ..
She is mine no matter what they say
So selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
Looking to somebody else
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
Looking to somebody else
You have done all you can still I am not satisfied
Still I have you trying you .. to sleep at night
Some .. baby I am home from the studio
That are stories I tell you babe stories I tell you babe
In my heart in my heart there are no .. no one can take your place
She is mine no matter what they say
So selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
Looking to somebody else
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
Looking to somebody else
Baby I haven't always been , no no no
Never front like that the things that you do
Is wear i couldn't take it these things I do to you
Late night cribs full conversation after mid night
You can't stand it know it ain't right
But I do it cause I am selfish girl
So selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
Looking to somebody else
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
Looking to somebody else
So selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
I am so selfish
Looking to somebody else
I am so selfish
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