Bryan Byrne (born 26 August 1982) is a retired Irish footballer. He played in Europe and the United States.
Byrne started his career at his local club, Castle Villa, and was a captain at age 19. From there, Byrne was signed by Kildare County's then-manager Dermot Keely during the 2002–03 season. He was awarded an athletic scholarship later that season by the University of California, Santa Barbara, men's soccer team and moved to the United States.
Byrne made a big impression on the college soccer scene, playing an integral part at midfield and co-captaining the Gauchos to the 2006 NCAA title. Byrne played 77 times for UCSB, scoring 11 goals and adding 19 assists. He played a key role in the Gauchos' six-game run to the team's maiden College Cup title. He was also selected to the all-College Cup team following the side's 2–1 victory over UCLA in the championship match.
Byrne also played with the San Fernando Valley Quakes in the USL Premier Development League, scoring two goals in four appearances.
Bryan Byrne is an Irish rugby union player for Leinster Rugby.His preferred position is hooker. It was announced in April 2015 that he had been awarded a senior contract with Leinster following completion of his time in the academy, having previously played with the Leinster senior team, making his debut in September 2014 against Glasgow Warriors
Your mouth is bigger
Than a two car garage
An assault to my ears
A verbal barrage
Your point of view is nowhere
Nowhere like you
Your attitude stinks
Like the garbage you spew
Chorus:
Brain burn
You give me brain burn
Superficial outlook
Shallow to the core
Minuscule mind games
You're nothing but a bore
Out of sight, out of mind
Out of touch, out of time
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You think you're right
But you're always proven wrong
The proof is in the pudding
The way you sing your song
Out of touch, out of time
-Chorus-
Nothin but a bonehead
Solid as a rock
You make me laugh
You're something to mock
You play it safe
And never take a chance
You're just a wimp
You can see it in a glance
Out of sight, out of mind
-Chorus 3X-