Boyzvoice was a fictional Norwegian boy band, best known from the movie Get Ready to be Boyzvoiced (2000). They consisted of three band members: brothers M*Pete (Espen Eckbo), Hot Tub (Øyvind Thoen), and Roar Lund-Bergseter (Kaare Daniel Steen).
Boyzvoice was originally formed by Norwegian comedians/actors Espen Eckbo and Henrik Elvestad with the purpose to make fun of boy bands and the commercial music industry. Boyzvoice first appeared on a late-night Norwegian talk-show in 1999 and the same year they climbed the charts in Norway with their Christmas single Let Me Be Your Father X-mas.
In Get Ready to be Boyzvoiced, a mockumentary about their lives, first released in 2000, they have to overcome a scandal involving lip-synching over recordings made by session musicians, which results in their being dropped by their record company — reminiscent of the real-life incident involving Milli Vanilli. The scandal is further fed by their manager Timothy Dahle (Henrik Elvestad) physically assaulting two elderly members of the Salvation Army at a charity concert, and the discovery that lead-singer M*Pete's 16-year-old girlfriend (Ida Thorkildsen Valvik) lied about her age and is in fact only 12.
We are the Playmomen (oeho)
we come from a cardboard box from afar
we're made in Taiwan and you know who we are
a wonderful toy
giving you so much joy
that you cry out words like these:
LET ME PLAY MY PLAYMO PLEASE
we are the playmomen (oeho)
go on a trip
with a pirate on a playmoship
we are the playmomen (oeho)
it's up to you
you just tell us what you want to do
we can be anything you want us to be
for example a fireman drinking is tea
or you can of course
put a man on a horse
living out your fantasies
-LET ME PLAY MY PLAYMO PLEASE
we are the playmomen (oeho)
a smile on your face
as we travel into outer space
we are the playmomen
it's up to you
you just tell us what you want us to do
there's one thing we must confess
we are not able to undress
and one more wish that we cannot please
is if you want to bend our knees...
we are the
we are the playmomen
give us a chance
cause there are no fingers on our hands
we are the playmomen (oeho)
treat us with care