Blotto

Blotto may refer to:

  • Blotto (biology), a reagent used in immunological assays
  • Blotto, a colloquial term meaning drunkenness
  • Blotto (film) a 1930 Laurel and Hardy short comedy film
  • Blotto (band), an Albany, NY, rock band in the late 1970s and early 1980s
  • Blotto games, a class of zero-sum games named after a fictional Colonel Blotto
  • Blotto (band)

    Blotto was a rock band from Albany, New York which mixed music and humor. They were formed in 1978 out of the remains of the Star Spangled Washboard Band, a "post-hippie" comedy jugband. Blotto music was a sort of combination of new wave and soul/R&B, but with comical songs. It began as basically as a pick up band; three of the Washboard Band, Bowtie Blotto, Sergeant Blotto, and Broadway Blotto, as well as a drummer and a bassist, at The Metro in Saratoga Springs, New York, then known as 17 Maple Ave. They were soon joined by Blanche Blotto, who contributed vocals and keyboards and was the figure of the drumhead lady that became their logo. They began to have a following that led them to New York clubs such as The Ritz, SNAFU, Eighty-Eight, My Father's Place and others. Vin Scelsa of WNEW picked up their initial recording of "I Wanna Be A Lifeguard," and it soon became the theme song of the Jones Beach Lifeguards. Their songs were played on the Dr. Demento Show, and they appeared on television's Uncle Floyd Show. They toured frequently and were popular primarily in the northeastern United States, especially among college students.

    Blotto (film)

    Blotto (1930) is a comedy film starring Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy and released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

    Plot

    During the prohibition period, Laurel and Hardy make plans to spend a wild night out at the Rainbow Club. Phoning Stan at home, Ollie suggests a ruse by which Stan is to convince his wife, who keeps him on a short leash, that he has been called away on business. Stan readily agrees to the idea, assuring Ollie that his wife is "so dumb she'll never know the difference".

    Mrs. Laurel, eavesdropping on another line, is furious, but continues listening as Stan tells Ollie that he knows where he can get some liquor. His plan is to steal the bottle that his wife has hidden in the house, and later blame the loss on the ice man. Mrs. Laurel immediately launches a scheme of her own: she replaces the alcohol with a non-alcoholic mixture. Stan and Ollie proceed to get "drunk" at the nightclub, having a wonderful time. That is, until an angry Mrs. Laurel turns up armed with a shotgun, reveals that their "liquor" is merely cold tea, chases them into the street, and demolishes their cab with one well-aimed shot.

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    ‘Hello! My Name is Blotto’ relives local rock and roll history

    The Record 09 Apr 2025
    If ever the word “infectious” was applicable to a musical group it would be Blotto, a local band that made it big in the 1980s. Saturday night will offer the world premiere “Hello! My Name is Blotto.
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    After nearly 50 years, Blotto gets a documentary

    Times Union 05 Apr 2025
    And now for the first time, the story is being told in the new documentary, “Hello! My Name Is Blotto ... This referred to Haymes' time in the Star Spangled Washboard Band, the precursor to Blotto that featured Haymes, Jossman and Polchinski.
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