Bezoar
A bezoar /ˈbiːzɔər/ is a mass found trapped in the gastrointestinal system (Gastrolith, usually in the stomach), though it can occur in other locations. A pseudobezoar is an indigestible object introduced intentionally into the digestive system.
There are several varieties of bezoar, some of which have inorganic constituents and others organic. The term has both a modern (medical, scientific) and a traditional usage.
History
Bezoars were sought because they were believed to have the power of a universal antidote against any poison. It was believed that a drinking glass which contained a bezoar would neutralize any poison poured into it. The word "bezoar" comes from the Persian pād-zahr (پادزهر), which literally means "antidote".
The Andalusian physician Ibn Zuhr (d. 1161), known in the West as Avenzoar, is thought to have made the earliest description of bezoar stones as medicinal items. Extensive reference to it is also to be found in the Picatrix, which may be earlier.
In 1575, the surgeon Ambroise Paré described an experiment to test the properties of the bezoar stone. At the time, the bezoar stone was deemed to be able to cure the effects of any poison, but Paré believed this was impossible. It happened that a cook at King's court was caught stealing fine silver cutlery and was sentenced to death by hanging. The cook agreed to be poisoned instead. Ambroise Paré then used the bezoar stone to no great avail, as the cook died in agony seven hours later. Paré had proved that the bezoar stone could not cure all poisons as was commonly believed at the time.
Bad Eggs (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Bad Eggs" is the twelfth episode of the second season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy must contend with vampire cowboys the Gorch brothers and the bezoar, a prehistoric parasite.
Plot
Buffy and her mother Joyce are shopping at a mall when Buffy becomes distracted by a vampire leading a girl into a closed arcade. Buffy enters the arcade after them (ignoring her mother's request to pick up her dress), and fights off the vampire who is later found to be a semi-notorious vampire named Lyle who travels with his brother Tector.
At school the next day, Cordelia and Xander make out in a closet despite the fact they both continue to bicker and agree they do not want a relationship. Later that day in health class, the teacher, Mr. Whitmore asks the students to list consequences of sex, and Xander and Cordelia list each other's faults as consequences. Finally Willow gives the intended answer - pregnancy - and Mr. Whitmore says to learn about parenthood, the students will pair off to take care of an egg. After class, Xander and Willow go to the library to give Buffy her egg, who was absent from class due to researching the vampire Lyle with Giles. Giles suggests that Buffy hunts with Angel that night, however the pair instead spend the night making out. That night, as Buffy goes to bed, her egg (which she dubbed "Eggbert") breaks open and an arm emerges, attaching itself to Buffy's face.
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