Elizabeth Evadna Brey (November 23, 1931 – March 21, 2015), née Elizabeth Evadna Mullen, was an American competition swimmer who represented the United States at the 1956 Summer Olympics in Melbourne, Australia. Brey swam for the silver medal-winning U.S. team in the preliminary heats of the women's 4×100-meter freestyle relay. She was not eligible to receive a medal under the 1956 Olympic swimming rules, however, because she did not swim in the relay final. In addition to her Olympic appearance, Brey also competed at the 1951 and 1955 Pan American Games and won two gold and two silver medals.
Following her Olympic experience, she became the swim coach at George Washington University. Her husband Paul was a high school athletics director in Maryland. Her son Mike Brey is the men's basketball coach at the University of Notre Dame, daughter Brenda was a swimmer at Louisiana State University and is a physical education teacher, while son Shane is the assistant athletics director at the University of Central Florida. Brey graduated from Purdue University in 1953, and served in the United States Army as an officer.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
So I'd like to take a minute - just sit right there
lemmie tell you how I became the meme called Pedobear.
In West Neverland, born and raised
Stalking playgrounds is how I spent most of my days
Checking out maxing, relaxing all cool
Playing with my balls near the kids pool
When a couple kids who were looking real good
Didn't check the registry in their neighborhood
I touched one little kid and her mom got scared
She said "I'm calling the FBI you sick Pedobear!"
So I whistled for a van but when it came near
The license plate said Chan and there was a party in the
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If anything I thought this van was a snare
Ah, forget it you can't catch Pedobear!
I pulled out of this girl who was 7 or 8
Yelled to the Moralfags "Yo Homos! Sage you later!"
Looked at her crotch, got there before hair