Coordinates: 54°12′29″N 2°46′30″W / 54.208°N 2.775°W / 54.208; -2.775
Beetham is a village and civil parish in Cumbria, England, situated on the border with Lancashire. It is part of the Arnside and Silverdale Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty.
Craven in the Domesday Book shows that up till 1066 Earl Tostig was lord of Beetham and the surrounding areas of Farleton, Preston Richard, Hincaster, Heversham and Levens in Cumbria plus Yealand Redmayne and Borwick in Lancashire. Beetham manor then amounted to 25 carucates (ca3000 acres/1250ha) of ploughland. The Norman conquest of England added it to the extensive lands of Roger de Poitou.
The parish had a population of 1,724 recorded in the 2001 census, increasing to 1,784 at the 2011 Census.
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In England
In Trinidad and Tobago
I wanted to live in a land of the bottoms but
Momma said no
I wanted to dance in the bottomly fields but
Momma said noooooooooooo
She said noooooooooo
And now I can't goooooooo
to laugh in the land where
the bottoms run free
She said nooooo
And now my heart is soggy inside of me
Cos' i knooooooooooooow
I won/t ever knoooooooooooooow
the joys the bums can give
So i sit in my room
With the music up loud
And i want to know
Theres a knock at the door
It's momma with my underwear
My bottom can't be free
Anymore
She said noooooooo
And now i can't gooooooooo
To the land where