Barataria Bay, also Barrataria Bay, is a bay of the Gulf of Mexico, about 15 miles (24 km) long and 12 miles (19 km) wide, in southeastern Louisiana, in Jefferson Parish and Plaquemines Parish, United States. It is separated from the gulf by two barrier islands, Grand Isle and Grand Terre.
The bay takes its name from the Spanish novel Don Quixote, in which the insula Barataria, or Barataria island, appears as a fictional territory governed by Sancho Panza.
The bay is indented and marshy, with many islands. The surrounding low-lying Barataria country, south of New Orleans and west of the Mississippi River Delta, is noted for its shrimp industry (based at villages built on pilings above the coastal marshes), muskrat trapping, natural gas wells, oil wells, and sulfur production. Its inlet is connected to the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway system.
Barataria Bay was used in the early 19th century as the base of the pirates, privateers, and smugglers led by Jean Lafitte. They were referred to as the Baratarians.
Who's gonna teach you how to dance?
Who's gonna show you how to fly?
Who's gonna call you on the lame dope
smokin', slackin' little sucker you are?
Channel flippin' slackin' little sucker
Lazy little channel flippin' sucker
Who's gonna get you from behind?
Who's gonna ring your little bell?
Who's gonna con you into buying that
television fake revolution they sell?
buying that peanut butter fake revolution they
sell?
When are you gonna blow the game?
When are you gonna blow the screen?
When you gonna tell that their crap doesn't
wash and you've found a
way to make your own dreams?
Yeah, their crap doesn't wash and you've
found a way to make yourself scream
Well I've died a million times, and I've picked
my culture well
And I'll build myself again, they can all now go
to----hell.
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
The Gods told me to relax, they said I'm
gonna get fixed up right
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
I'm way too busy powertripping, but I'm gonna
shed you some light
Who's gonna teach you how to dance?
Who's gonna show you how to fly?
When you get tired of their crap, baby, move
over here