Baleix is a French commune of the Pyrénées-Atlantiques department in the Aquitaine region of south-western France.
The inhabitants of the commune are known as Baleichois or Baleichoises.
Baleix is located in the Montanérès overlooking the Lées Valley some 26 km north-east of Pau and 10 km south of Lembeye. Access to the commune is by the D7 road from Saint-Jammes in the west which passes through the length of the commune and the village and continues east to Casteide-Doat. The D145 comes from Lespourcy in the south-west and passes through the village to continue north to Anoye. Apart from the village there is also the hamlet of Tisné north-east of the village. The commune is mostly farmland with a few scattered small forests.
The Lées flows through the east of the commune from the south and continues north to join the Adour near Aire-sur-l'Adour. The Petit Lées comes from the south and flows north-east through the commune to join the Lées.
It's a loffer poffer ding dong, bigger than king kong's
Without a doupt, that ain't nothing to discuss about
When I see you my friend you take it in your hand
Do you, like it like I always like it too
When you hold it nice and tight I think the time is right
To quick make up your mind if you wanna be with me tonight
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your stick fly high
Ah when you're shaking in your room how to meet this girl real soon
You'd like to think of silly willy how you'd like to do the willy killy
Smooth your chose to let you emos run lose
But the lose girl is gone with her clothes still on
Man it ain't no thing but a chicken wing
Cause when I bust you out will scream and shout
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your stick fly high
Cause I'm living for my loffer, I am living for my poffer
I am living for my ding dong I'm living for my King Kong
Say what girlie hot I wanna bust your spot
You say no no way you gotta stop and say
Hey stud crack my nut with your lickory stick
Rise it high make me fly cause you're magic guy
That's why I'm living for my loffer and I'm living fpr my poffer
I am living for my ding dong I am living for my king kong
Loffer di poffer di loffer di poffer di loffer di poffer di ding dong
It's a loffer poffer ding dong bigger than King Kong's
Without a doubt that ain't nothing to discuss about.
And now you hold it nice and tight and now the time is right
Cause you made up your mind that you'll be with me tonight.
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high