Baili Xi (Chinese: 百里奚; pinyin: Bǎilǐ Xī; birth and death dates unknown) was an influential prime minister of the state of Qin during the Spring and Autumn Period of ancient China.
Baili Xi was born during the Spring and Autumn Period, a time of great internal chaos in China. Though talented, he came from a very poor family and was unable to realize his potential by the time he was in his 30s. After much encouragement from his wife, he left home to seek greener pastures and hopefully advance his career ambitions.
He went to the prosperous state of Qi to seek his fortune. However, the government was riddled with corruption and he had no money to bribe the officials. Before long, he had used up all his money and was forced to beg in the street. While in Qi, he befriended Jian Shu (蹇叔), another fellow scholar. Jian Shu talked to him and found him extremely talented.
Some years later, Baili Xi went to work in the minor state of Yu (虞国). He ended up in the state of Jin. Not wanting the serve the Jin regime, he went south to the state of Chu, another large state. The King of Chu did not know about his talents and sent him to care for the animals instead.
It's a loffer poffer ding dong, bigger than king kong's
Without a doupt, that ain't nothing to discuss about
When I see you my friend you take it in your hand
Do you, like it like I always like it too
When you hold it nice and tight I think the time is right
To quick make up your mind if you wanna be with me tonight
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your stick fly high
Ah when you're shaking in your room how to meet this girl real soon
You'd like to think of silly willy how you'd like to do the willy killy
Smooth your chose to let you emos run lose
But the lose girl is gone with her clothes still on
Man it ain't no thing but a chicken wing
Cause when I bust you out will scream and shout
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your stick fly high
Cause I'm living for my loffer, I am living for my poffer
I am living for my ding dong I'm living for my King Kong
Say what girlie hot I wanna bust your spot
You say no no way you gotta stop and say
Hey stud crack my nut with your lickory stick
Rise it high make me fly cause you're magic guy
That's why I'm living for my loffer and I'm living fpr my poffer
I am living for my ding dong I am living for my king kong
Loffer di poffer di loffer di poffer di loffer di poffer di ding dong
It's a loffer poffer ding dong bigger than King Kong's
Without a doubt that ain't nothing to discuss about.
And now you hold it nice and tight and now the time is right
Cause you made up your mind that you'll be with me tonight.
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high
Rising High Rising High let your will fly high