The acronyms BAPP (or B.A.P.P.) and BAMP (or B.A.M.P.) refer to a set of open-source software programs commonly used together to run dynamic web sites or servers. This set is a solution stack, and an open source web platform.
BAPP refers to:
BAMP refers to:
The two acronyms have three major uses:
As an operating system, FreeBSD (a BSD descendant) is generally regarded as reliable and robust, and of the operating systems that accurately report uptime remotely, FreeBSD (and other BSD descendants) are the most common free operating system listed in Netcraft's list of the 50 web servers with the longest uptime (uptime on some operating systems such as some versions of Linux cannot be determined remotely), making it a top choice among ISPs and hosting providers. A long uptime also indicates that no kernel updates have been deemed necessary, as installing a new kernel requires a reboot and resets the uptime counter of the system.
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Aff un zo sinn andre Fraue do, aff un zo.
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Htt sich rentiert, he ess nix mieh, wat zo dunn htt met dir, nur om
Flur dat verstemmte Klavier.
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Jarkei Problem ich hann alles om Schirm.
Ahnunfrsich denk ich kauf noch ahn dich,
Ahnunfrsich.
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Un dat Leejut knnt och weg, stemmp.
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Fing och nit, dat die Sphlmaschin
Noh Mllmmer stink
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Wo mer dich neuerdings off met sieht.
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Jedenfalls, wenn d lppsch weed, roof ahn, saach
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