Internet slang (Internet shorthand, Cyber-slang, netspeak, or chatspeak) refers to a variety of slang languages used by different people on the Internet. It is difficult to provide a standardized definition of Internet slang due to the constant changes made to its nature. However, it can be understood to be a type of slang that Internet users have popularized, and in many cases, have coined. Such terms often originate with the purpose of saving keystrokes or to compensate for small character limits. Many people use the same abbreviations in texting and instant messaging, and social networking websites. Acronyms, keyboard symbols and abbreviations are common types of Internet slang. New dialects of slang, such as leet or Lolspeak, develop as ingroup internet memes rather than time savers.
Internet slang originated in the early days of the Internet with some terms predating the Internet. Internet slang is used in chat rooms, social networking services, online games, video games and in the online community. Since 1979, users of communications networks like Usenet created their own shorthand.
B2W is the largest online retail company in Latin America, as a result of the merger between Americanas.com and Submarino.com. Lojas Americanas are the controlling shareholder, with 53.25% of the new company, while Submarino.com controls 46.75%. The new company had a market share of about 50% of the online sales industry in Brazil at the time of the merger, and they have plans to expand through multiple distribution channels, aiming to compete with larger companies in traditional retail.
In Brazil B2W has many competitors. Among them, Cnova is the biggest one.
B2W operates through the websites Submarino.com, Americanas.com, Shoptime, Soubarato and Ingresso.com. The company has operations in Brazil, Argentina, Chile and Mexico and has plans for India, Uruguai, China and USA.
Wer sht dann, dat ich dich noch vermess un
Ich hing nur noch vr der Kess?Nchtelang, dat ess wirklich nit wohr.
N, em hnz, ich saach et dir, hhr mir joot zo:
Aff un zo sinn andre Fraue do, aff un zo.
Jo, ich kumme schon kloor.
Joot, ich drink jetz'e paar Droppe mieh,
Doch, wat soll't et deit ech nit mieh wieh.
Hann die janze Buud renoviert, woot och Zigg un ich saach et dir:
Htt sich rentiert, he ess nix mieh, wat zo dunn htt met dir, nur om
Flur dat verstemmte Klavier.
Ahnunfrsich denk ich kaum noch ahn dich,
Jarkei Problem ich hann alles om Schirm.
Ahnunfrsich denk ich kauf noch ahn dich,
Ahnunfrsich.
Joot, ich hann lnger nit opjerhmp
Un dat Leejut knnt och weg, stemmp.
Vver nit, dat mer he nix mieh fingk,
Fing och nit, dat die Sphlmaschin
Noh Mllmmer stink
Un d Lou Reed noh Beerdijung klingk.
Wat wei ich, wovun d'm Augebleck singk!?
Nobby sht, et jv ene Typ,
Wo mer dich neuerdings off met sieht.
Denk jetz nit, dat mir dat ir'ndjet mht.
Jedenfalls, wenn d lppsch weed, roof ahn, saach
Mer Bescheid. Ich kumm jhn ens koot me'm Hammer vorbei un bring ihm