Apuleius (/ˌæpjᵿˈliːəs/; also called Lucius Apuleius Madaurensis; c. 124 – c. 170 AD) was a Latin-language prose writer. He was a Numidian Berber who lived under the Roman Empire and was from Madaurus (now M'Daourouch, Algeria). He studied Platonist philosophy in Athens, travelled to Italy, Asia Minor, and Egypt and was an initiate in several cults or mysteries. The most famous incident in his life was when he was accused of using magic to gain the attentions (and fortune) of a wealthy widow. He declaimed and then distributed a witty tour de force in his own defense before the proconsul and a court of magistrates convened in Sabratha, near ancient Tripoli, Libya. This is known as the Apologia.
His most famous work is his bawdy picaresque novel, the Metamorphoses, otherwise known as The Golden Ass. It is the only Latin novel that has survived in its entirety. It relates the ludicrous adventures of one Lucius, who experiments with magic and is accidentally turned into a donkey.
Wait there, stop
You know I didn't mean it
I'm not really sure I'm not really sure
What they've all been talking
Theo Theo, get yourself together
We all make mistakes
We not really sure we not really sure
What they've all been singing
Oh Theo, what seems to be the problem
I really can't get a grip on yourself
Oh Theo, what seems to be the problem
I really can't get a grip on yourself
Theo where could she go
Theo where could she go
Theo where could she go...
It's been 4 days now
I can't believe it but I miss you
I'm not really sure I'm not really sure
Theo Theo, get yourself together
We all make mistakes
We not really sure we not really sure
How to act, or to behave
Oh Theo, what seems to be the problem
I really can't get a grip on yourself
Oh Theo, what seems to be the problem
I really can't get a grip on yourself
Theo where could she go
Theo where could she go
Theo where could she go...
You start you start oh you start running (x8)