André Nel (born 15 July 1977) is a South African cricketer who played Test cricket and ODIs as a fast bowler but has since retired opting to play county cricket for Surrey.
In January 2005 against England he took 6/81 in the first innings of the Test. These remained his best innings bowling figures until South Africa's tour of the West Indies in April 2005 when in the 3rd Test at Kensington Oval he took 6/32 to go with his first innings 4 wickets. This gave him his first 10 wicket haul in Test cricket and he was subsequently named man of the match.
Nel went on to take 14 wickets during his side's tour of Australia later in 2005, finishing the year with 36 victims at 20.72.
He has constantly troubled Brian Lara in Test cricket, having dismissed him on 8 occasions.
In the first test of the Bank Alfalah Test Series versus Pakistan in Karachi, Nel became the 11th South African to reach the milestone of 100 dismissals in Test cricket, when he dismissed the Pakistani nightwatchman, Mohammad Asif on 5 October 2007.
my final offer to you
is one pound of flesh
one pound of sin
these deeds have gone unjustified
you entered forceful in my life
i've nothing more to offer
while
you take more and more and more
i can't face the day
you hid the sun
and everything is dark again
you broke my heart
tore me apart
you broke me down
you broke me apart
you broke me down
i hope you rot
oh, i hope you rot
i've nothing more to offer