Aid Station (M*A*S*H)
"Aid Station" is the 19th episode of the third season of M*A*S*H. It was originally broadcast on February 11, 1975.
Plot Overview
It's breakfast, supposedly, and everyone has something to say about the questionable food being served.
Henry calls an officer's meeting in order to address an emergency on the front lines. Some nearby aid stations received heavy shelling, and as a result some personnel were killed. The 4077th must send some stand-in staff, a surgeon, a nurse, and corpsman until replacements arrive. Margaret immediately volunteers while the surgeons avoid eye contact.
Thus, they draw sausages (instead of straws) to see who gets to go. It's Hawkeye, and the lucky corpsman (chosen by a random drawing) is Klinger, who, before leaving, tells Radar to whom each of his dresses should go in case Klinger doesn't make it back.
Margaret packs and gives Frank a stern warning not to touch any other nurse while she's gone.
In the Swamp, Hawkeye and Trapper share a goodbye of their own, ending with a toast to the Ritz Brothers.