This comes via Jack Dunphy on Twitter, who notes:
Try reading the headline and 12 paragraphs out loud, as I did last night to my wife. As you do it, emphasize the parts of the story that make this a real tear-jerker about a young minority kiddo killed by those evil authority figures:
Vigil held for 14-year-old boy shot and killed by LAPD: ‘Justice for Jesse’
Te vigil Wednesday night for Jesse Romero, the 14-year-old boy shot and killed the day before by Los Angeles police, was not silent.
When it began, the crowd of more than 70 people stood in a large circle. In the center, a group of Aztec dancers yelled and blew a conch, performing to the rhythm of a drum that echoed loudly throughout Mariachi Plaza in Boyle Heights.
Using a bullhorn, organizer Carolyn Vera, 25, addressed the crowd: “As a community here in Boyle Heights, we’re here to denounce LAPD’s killing of Jesse Romero, in case they can’t hear us!”
In an empty lot not far away, a small group of officers stood outside their patrol cars, keeping watch.
At the vigil, men, women and children stood side-by-side, holding votive candles and signs that read, “El pueblo unido for Jesse (The people united for Jesse).”
Another stated, “No más madres en luto (No more mothers in mourning).”
The chanting focused on the slain boy, who died just a few weeks shy of his 15th birthday: “Justice for Jesse.”
But there were quieter moments: a moment of silence and the reading of a poem about the 1968 student massacre in the Tlatelolco zone of Mexico City, Mexico. Both sought to honor the dead students, Romero and anyone else killed by authorities in the U.S. and other countries.
Among those attending the vigil was 28-year-old Etujan Lopez of East Los Angeles, who said he had mixed feelings about the shooting.
“I hear different stories about what happened,” he said. “I think it’s a failure on everyone’s part.”
Lopez said there should be more community programs that help steer children away from gang activities and encourage them to get an education and professional careers.
And here comes the 12th paragraph. Can we get a drumroll, maestro? Go ahead and actually play the nine-second video, just for the drama:
And here it is:
According to the LAPD, Romero was suspected of writing gang-style graffiti in the area before leading officers on a foot chase and firing a gun at them late Tuesday afternoon.
The chase ended when Romero was fatally shot by officers at Breed Street and Cesar E. Chavez Avenue. A handgun was recovered at the scene, police said.
Indeed, there is not a shred of evidence in the story that anything happened except this: a gangster kid tagged a building, led police on a chase, and fired at them, ensuring his own demise. The End.
We’re lucky we’re not sitting through yet another funeral of a police officer killed for doing his job this weekend.
But we have to sit through endless paragraphs about a 14-year-old child — killed by “authorities” just as so many others have been “massacred” — and how the people want “justice” for him because too many moms are in mourning.
And somehow, the writer manages to convey the message: this kid was executed. There’s not a speck of evidence offered to support it. But that’s what they want you to think.
I’ll leave you with the end of the story:
Standing quietly, 17-year-old Julian Montenegro said he came out with his parents to support the Boyle Heights community that he lives in. He said he is bothered by the shooting.
“It’s really awful,” he said. “It instills fear in people of color.”
Not far, Lopez stood silently. His eyes were watery.
“I’m in tears right now,” he said, his hands on his waist. “With tragedy things might change.”
He paused, looking at the crowd.
“Hopefully they’ll change.”
Hopefully! Yes: hopefully gangsters will stop firing at cops. But until such time as it does, “justice” for people like Jesse Romero is going to look a lot like, well . . . the justice that Jesse Romero got.
I’ve got no problem with that.