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Slow Clap

by Koo Koo

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christopherozdavis Koo Koo Kanga Roo is the most beautifully ridiculous band! Who else is going to sing about the pleasures of Ding Dong Ditch or write a musical ode to a forklift? No one, I tell you! Not only does the Koo Koo crew make songs about the most absurd subjects, but they do it with such talent, high production and clever word play. Also, it’s just darn fun. In a world where so much isn’t fun, it’s nice to enjoy something that doesn’t pretend to be anything but a good time. Thanks Koo Koo Kanga Favorite track: Pranks A Lot.
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1.
Sticky Icky 02:25
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n a jar or a bottle shaped like a bear I’ll be drip drop drizzlin’ everywhere On my face, on my hands, elbows and hair It’s a tasty mess I do declare like the way the bees go buzzz like a little bug with fuzzz Cooking all this honey up just because Gotta give it up for all the bumblebee does Aw Sticky Icky Honey on my hands Honey on my hands Aw Sticky Icky Honey on my hands Honey on my hands Straight from the bees, bees sweet fingers like these, these pop em in my mouth with ease, ease I got Honey on my hands I like it raw, I ain’t talking bout meat Gold color got me feeling elite Once upon a time found hot sauce neat Now I spend my life making my food sweet Beekeeper is the name Keeping bees is the game You could say I am of some acclaim Big honey fan is my claim to fame Aw Sticky Icky Honey on my hands Honey on my hands Aw Sticky Icky Honey on my hands Honey on my hands Straight from the bees, bees sweet fingers like these, these pop em in my mouth with ease, ease I got Honey on my hands I feel at home in this honeycomb Got me throwing prose in a poem Hexagonal six sides well known Stare too long and you’re in the zone What a mess! But we love you anyway Any day, every way Aw Sticky Icky Honey on my hands Honey on my hands Aw Sticky Icky Honey on my hands Honey on my hands Straight from the bees, bees sweet fingers like these, these pop em in my mouth with ease, ease I got Honey on my hands Protectin’ those pollinators  Protectin’ those pollinators  Protectin’ those pollinators  Protectin’ those pollinators
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Ice Cold Lemonade ft. Murs 02:59
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Ice cold lemonade Everybody hit the shade We’re gonna sweat It’s getting wet Ice cold lemonade Everybody hit the shade Drinking it down down down Down down down Wet. You heard the man It’s so hot my word man Shirt stuck to my back Craving relief and that is certain Wanna get some sips Splash on my lips Need a sweet treat so I can defeat The heat stroke apocalypse Searchin everywhere montage Start to suspect sabotage At this point every glass of lemonade I see’s a mirage I might melt on the pavement Could this be more blatant To say I want these lemons In my life’s an understatement Ice cold lemonade Everybody hit the shade We’re gonna sweat It’s getting wet Ice cold lemonade Everybody hit the shade Drinking it down down down Down down down I’ma squeeze this citrus into my glass Summertime tryin make my thirst a thing of a the past Simple syrup make it sweeter with a little pizzazz Then I add the water, oh my goodness at last Iconic Going Super sonic Take a big gulp, I got energy: atomic feel the UV rays and I’m doin just fine When I’m sippin on the official beverage of sunshine Ice cold lemonade Everybody hit the shade We’re gonna sweat It’s getting wet Ice cold lemonade Everybody hit the shade Drinking it down down down Down down down (MURS) L-E-M-O-N-A-D-E sip it with your friends build a stand, sell a cup, put it in the freezer that’s what up we making slushies, I’m feeling lucky, playing with my puppy, I’m feeling lovely get a lemon, split it in half, now you’ve got two pieces that’s easy math squeeze it in some of that H2O add a little sweetener there you go take the mixture, put it in a pitcher share it with your friends brothers and sisters say cheers the gang’s all here making memories that will last for years Ice cold lemonade Everybody hit the shade We’re gonna sweat It’s getting wet Ice cold lemonade Everybody hit the shade Drinking it down down down Down down down
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Putt Putt Butt Butt 03:51
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I move my butt butt when I’m trying to putt putt butt butt when I’m trying to putt putt butt but when I’m trying to putt putt move your bottom I golf on astroturf I putt to prove my worth My ball is blue like smurf Might be the best on earth No tees, we’re just swinging with ease Might ace, eagle, birdie, but never bogeys -watch me bend this shot around that fake rock mini golf athlete feeling like a jock Look at all the rabid fans who gather and gawk gotta keep it moving cuz we’re causing gridlock I move my butt butt when I’m trying to putt putt butt butt when I’m trying to putt putt butt but when I’m trying to putt putt move your bottom Fore! I’m just kidding Check the score! Always winnin step up to the hole like lets go The numbers on my card are so low Try to visualize in slo mo In the zone, in the know, in the glow in the flow Just taaaaap it in Tap tap a taparoo! Every time I ace a hole I’m overwhelmed by deja vu Excited by the challenge of a tiny space to shoot it through Confident its going in, so you can start to clap and whoooo I move my butt butt when I’m trying to putt putt butt butt when I’m trying to putt putt butt but when I’m trying to putt putt move your bottom It’s all in the hips, swing it! It’s all in the hips, swing it, swing it! It’s all in the hips, swing it! It’s all in the hips, swing it, swing it! 18 tiny hole, 18 tiny holes 18 tiny hole, 18 tiny holes Itty bitty pencils for this itty bitty game 18 tiny holes, concentrate, take aim I move my butt butt when I’m trying to putt putt butt butt when I’m trying to putt putt butt but when I’m trying to putt putt
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Backyard Swimsuit ft. Sims 03:04
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We gonna slip and slide Slip and slide We gonna slip and slide in my backyard, swimsuit you know, you know its a hoot Hit the side of the house grab a hose Come around the corner man everybody knows It’s the summertime, feeling fine dive headfirst it’s a Superman pose UH. Kinda got the wind knocked outta me body like a water ski get a rash probably But I gotta say its lotta fun honestly Run run as fast as you can If you wanna slide far you’ll be sprinting All afternoon, this the plan My hose, my yard, call me captain. you could rock it DIY no cash? Dont cry. Step one: get some soap Step two: put it on a tarp and lets fly We gonna slip and slide Slip and slide We gonna slip and slide in my backyard, swimsuit you know, you know its a hoot (SIMS) Slip slip slide, so socialize I make it look easy sliding on my side alright we slip all day and we slide all night ooh child, we get wild we gonna slide cuz it makes us smile we gonna slip cuz its been awhile we gonna slide for a million, million, trillion zillion a whole lotta miles thats a long, long way its hot, hot sun on a summer day and we willin’, we stylin’ we slide to a private island hot sun get stick stick sticky that tarp looking slip slip slippy but it burns if it gets to grippy keep that water drip drip dripping We gonna slip and slide Slip and slide We gonna slip and slide in my backyard, swimsuit you know, you know its a hoot We’re taking out, we’re taking out, we’re taking out The sprinkler We’re taking out, we’re taking out, we’re taking out The sprinkler I’m ready, you’re ready, i'm ready, you’re ready I'm ready, ready, ready for oscillation
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Forklift 02:45
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Moving pallets, moving pallets pick em up, put em down if you see me in the warehouse find another way around Hoist her up there, hoist her up It’s a one person job while I’m loading up the truck So I’m moving materials short distances moving materials short distances Do you need something moved Not that far? Do you need something moved Not that far? Raise it up! maximum height: drop it down Raise it up! maximum height: drop it down Hey I’m running this warehouse and you’ve got one job and one job only. Lifting stuff up and down! Hey wait! That’s not the right right pallet. Who hired you? Oh. Me? Ok. We’ll get back to work. Back it up Lifting loads Up you go, right where you belong Lifting loads Oh whoa, I am super strong Beep, beep, back it up go beep Keep, keep, stackin up a heap Got my clipboard, got my license, there’s no messing with me Need that pallet from the top? Oh’ ill get it with glee! Steep, steep, stacked up super steep keep, keep forklifting in my sleep Raise it up! maximum height: drop it down Raise it up! maximum height: drop it down Shipment’s in! Those palettes aren’t going to move themselves. If they did, you wouldn’t have a job. Let’s go, break’s over. Forklift yourself out of that seat and get out there! What is this shipment anyway? Oh, paper clips. Back it up
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Sneakin' Downstairs ft. Mega Ran 03:41
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Can’t sleep Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Bad dreams Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Heartburn Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Shhhhhh I’m sneaking downstairs for a midnight milk Ill be creepin’ While the rest of y’all sleepin’ Down I go these old stairs creakin’ I only got one thing in mind Twinkle toe down the hall With my mission defined Oooh, I’m in the mood to moo Whole skim one or two honestly any one will do Refrigerator rendezvous Got a full glass and I’m throwing it back roll down my esophagus: throat coat Drink it down fast like I’m on the attack This late night beverage is: The GOAT -you could warm it up if you’re freaky what happens here STAYS in the kitchen remember that we’re being’ sneaky don’t need no twilight snitchin’ Can’t sleep Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Bad dreams Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Heartburn Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Shhhhhh I’m sneaking downstairs for a midnight milk Don’t go down without backup You’ll get caught and sent straight back up I’ma join you let me pack up Thirsty plus I want to snack up the milk I like isn’t milk at all Non dairy bruh, leave the cows to ya’ll plant based, growing tall Gonna drink a rice milk waterfall I don’t tolerate lactose I’m a soy boy Almond, Oat, Flax, Prost! Servin up that pure joy So shake it up, shake it well You a punk rock, non-dairy rebel (Ruh-Bel) It tastes close enough, I can’t tell Alternative beverages sure are swell Can’t sleep Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Bad dreams Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Heartburn Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Shhhhhh I’m sneaking downstairs for a midnight milk (Mega Ran) Looking at my clock its about that time knowing that I got to be at work by nine now its five, I shut my eyes can’t sleep, got too much on my mind maybe that pizza with bbq chicken wasn’t a great move, maybe I shoulda listened bad case of heartburn, inside kickin’ now I’m headin’ downstairs gotta get to the kitchen for a little bit of milk, I don’t care what kind then I get there and not a single drop I find but I remember that advice my mom and the powdered milk she brought by that time Carnation, man I hate the stuff add some tap water and shake it up yuck, I finish the cup, it settles my stomach so that’s what’s up Can’t sleep Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Bad dreams Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Heartburn Need a midnight milk Midnight milk Shhhhhh I’m sneaking downstairs for a midnight milk
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Pranks A Lot 02:51
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Knock Knock who’s there? Mailman Mitch? nah nah, I got you, got you its a ding dong ditch I pull pranks, thats who I am Making you look silly, thats the jam Creep to the house, and I’m layin’ real low gotta hit the doorbell and scram gotta love jokes And making fools of folks Hiding behind cloaks Was it real or a hoax? Today’s victim: My own mom! I went out to her work ditched the intercom When you’re out there prankin’ try to stay calm Knock or ring just drop the bomb Daaang, you so gullible Me? I’m so lovable just a little mischievous Ding dong devious Knock Knock who’s there? Mailman Mitch? nah nah, I got you, got you its a ding dong ditch Principal Ned is a trickster’s dream Big tough man with a high pitched scream Top dog, tough guy mean, obscene Fooling him is evergreen Coming in hot Make you think there’s someone at the door when there’s not I do this well Got a callus on my finger the size of your doorbell This house looks haunted, spine chill I do my thang all for the thrill I make my way atop the hill I’m here to ring and that I will Push the button creepy a ghost appears and spooks me I soaked my pants with pee-pee prankster becomes the prankee Knock Knock who’s there? Mailman Mitch? nah nah, I got you, got you its a ding dong ditch
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Ink 03:10
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Hey there’s a squid and he’s chillin’ in the water Hey there’s a squid and he’s chillin’ in the water Don’t scare him, don’t scare him or he’ll ink Don’t scare him, don’t scare him or he’ll ink Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh SQUID! Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh SQUID! He's chillin in the water In the waters where I live where I live where I live Yeah the ocean is the crib is the the crib is the crib I've got tentacles, who you know got tentacles? They're identical every one’s identical Invertebrates no spine, no spine Im still super brave that’s fine that’s fine Really fast swimmer mike Phelps, mike Phelps Zooming jet propulsion that helps that helps Yeahhhh what you know about that ink? It’s much blacker than you think! Yeahhhh what you know about that ink? We're in the ocean baby, swim or sink! Hey there’s a squid and he’s chillin’ in the water Hey there’s a squid and he’s chillin’ in the water Don’t scare him, don’t scare him or he’ll ink Don’t scare him, don’t scare him or he’ll ink Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh SQUID! Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh SQUID! He's chillin in the water Cephalopod, pod, pod, pod This is my squad, squad, squad Cephalopod This is my squad Octopus and I’m in the spot My name will tell you just how many arms I’ve got Cuttlefish chillin in the ocean Moving my body with this wavy fin Nautilus big shell debut Im the OG of the mollusk crew Squid, squid, squid in the deep blue sea This entire song is all about me Hey there’s a squid and he’s chillin’ in the water Hey there’s a squid and he’s chillin’ in the water Don’t scare him, don’t scare him or he’ll ink Don’t scare him, don’t scare him or he’ll ink Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh SQUID! Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh SQUID! He's chillin in the water
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Lazy Life 03:10
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feet work fine but I’m horizontal welcome to my lazy life trying to stay still is my number one goal welcome to my lazy life gonna rest gotta be my best check me doing nothing, you’ll be impressed gonna rest gotta be my best check me doing nothing, you’ll be impressed these days I’ve committed myself to a lifestyle of chillin always if you need someone to stay in, I’m willing while you’re out, im in bed nappin’ while you work, im straight up slackin’ while you cook, im junk food snackin’ this is my life, I feel like you’re jealous feet work fine but I’m horizontal welcome to my lazy life trying to stay still is my number one goal welcome to my lazy life gonna rest gotta be my best check me doing nothing, you’ll be impressed gonna rest gotta be my best check me doing nothing, you’ll be impressed Oh wow Booty in the seat with no plans to move it Right now I don’t feel like doing anything
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200 Worms 02:59
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I’ve got 200 worms and they live in my compost live in my compost, live in my compost 200 worms and they live in my compost these are the worms that I love the most Yo Kyle - it’s been a little while You’re the type of worm who be making me smile. Annabelle, what a smartie Steady working on your PHD Miss Kelly girl you always stylin When you squirm by all the others be will in’ Oh shoot, Big Derrick in the house! despite his size he’s as quiet as a mouse Me and Will go way back like beep beep He’s quite tight with the cash cheap cheap Tiffany so quick, if there’s a race its on First place finish in the worm marathon That’s frank his guitar skills are in demand Catch him onstage Led Zepplin cover band Hey Doug, you straight up lazy Head in the clouds got us calling you spacey Breakdancing is good for morale Shout out “bust a move” and Avery shall Hi Natasha, you the best chef for real Im loving what you doin with that old banana peel Got a real shy guy in Bert Every hour of every day head in the dirt Shenise is ready for a little pop quiz Brain full of facts she’s a trivia whiz One’s got asthma and his name is Taylor Be a pal for a moment and hold his inhaler Tim’s a hula hoop star, so many fans What a skilled worm, look ma no hands! Kevin speaks quick his motor mouth is vast flapping those lips and talking all fast Oh Carrie, you’re so hairy, caterpillar or worm grab the dictionary We got Alysha, Zach, Mark and Trae Jacob, Hayden, Michael, Shontae Tammy, Mason, Ryan, Sydney Corey, Max and the homie Brittney Harrison, Laura, Levi, Kevin Joe, Terrance, Kim and Devin Hakeem, Sean, Gabriel Hayden, Aria, your girl Michelle Michael, Demar, you know its Bria Jose, Alexander and Sophia all you need are some vegetable scraps dirt is made from the worm craps all you need are some vegetable scraps dirt is made from the worm craps I’ve got 200 worms and they live in my compost live in my compost, live in my compost 200 worms and they live in my compost these are the worms that I love the most We got Alysha, Zach, Mark and Trae Jacob, Hayden, Michael, Shontae Tammy, Mason, Ryan, Sydney Corey, Max and the homie Brittney Harrison, Laura, Levi, Kevin Joe, Terrance, Kim and Devin Hakeem, Sean, Gabriel Hayden, Aria, your girl Michelle Michael, Demar, you know its Bria Jose, Alexander and Sophia
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Password 02:27
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It was just a normal day, or so I thought Hangin with my friends, I do it a lot All of a sudden, the whole vibe changed They teamed up dropping knowledge on the spot. Listen up, have no fear We’ve been out here scouting you all year We’re got this club, you should join, Then whispered that word into my ear P-S-S-S-T, I know the password Its a secret P-S-S-S-T, I know the password I’m a keep it P-S-S-S-T, That word’s safe with me P-S-S-S-T, Ain’t tellin’ nobody Ive been sworn to secrecy Common decency Now i needs ta pee don’t blab for nobody Swallowin’ the key Sorry not sorry Ill never tell What you think of that, think of that? Air tight cell It’s a secret, secret Fort Knox Door Locks my willpower is Strong like ox P-S-S-S-T, forgot the password Can’t believe it P-S-S-S-T, I know the password Couldn’t speak it P-S-S-S-T, Oh the irony P-S-S-S-T, Ain’t tellin’ nobody

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We’re proud to announce “Slow Clap”, our new full-length album! These 11 songs were created in collaboration with Twin Cities hip hop producer extraordinaire Lazerbeak. We made the songs and videos for Slow Clap last year when the pandemic changed the world and put the touring industry on hold. The album marks a bold new sound that pairs Lazerbeak’s pulsing bass, and monstrous drums with the Koo Koo energy and humor you know and love. 
Hope you have fun with these songs.
-Bryan & Neil

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released May 21, 2021

All songs written by Koo Koo
Producer by Lazerbeak
Mixed by Joe Mabbott at The Hideaway
Mastered by Howie Weinberg

Guest verses written by Murs, Sims & Mega Ran
Vocals on Pranks A Lot & Password by Ali Fisch

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Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get sweaty.

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