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Nah yall complaining when we Android users don't even get a chance:

Life not fair as an Android user:

I DON'T EVEN GOT 2 DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS, THAT'S HOW I KNOW I'M BROKE. 

Android users as always: 

 An underated game/story I seem to find again.  

 Zippty zap, Zippty doo! I must say this game is quite good.

An underrated game I see.  

How I felt when I was on the fourth level but my device turned off:

This game reminds me how broke I am..

YOO FIRST TRY GOT IT ALL RIGHT

Day ##: Its been days, weeks and she is still outside my house, as i'm writing this that StuPid bingus is watching me she WONT STOP, I might have to go outside as these canned beans are not doing me well, same goes for the bathroom. If you are reading this then it might be too late. 

Android people: 

Android and IOS people: 

How I feel when I don't finish the meal on time:

IOS and Android people when they find out they can't download this:

HE GOT ANIMATED OMG GUYS CHECK IT OUT!!! 

NVM I TAKE BACK WHAT I TAKE BACK WHAT I TAKE BACK WHAT I TAKE BACK JUST FINISH HIM OFF 💀

OKAY NVM I TAKE BACK WHAT I TAKE BACK WHAT I TAKE BACK BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS KINDA-

OKAY NVM I TAKE BACK WHAT I TAKE BACK- LET HIM DIE-

NVM I TAKE IT BACK OMG- 😨

Nobody:


































































My Mind: Let it die let it die-

OMG BRO HE IS ZESTY KINDA FREAKY TOO-

I have been waiting for this day for so long...... WHERE THEY USE AN ACTUAL WEAPON LIKE A CROWBAR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 

How I feel when I get an order wrong: 

Is it just me because I had to hold back my laugh when she fell off the roof-

( Good game though >:D )

WHAT DOES THAT GOOFY MANAGER MEAN I HAVE TO BE BETTER NO NO WHY DON'T YOU GET BETTER HUH WHY DON'T YOU JUST HELP MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOUR WORK IS TRASH LIKE YOU SO GET IN THE TRASH BIN AND I KNOW YOU LIVE THERE NO CAP YOU LITTLE STUPID BIT-

( Good game! :D )

Me when I realise how good the game is:
 

FR THOUGH 😰

Every other level: 😅 👍
Lilypad: 😨