buff the muffin
buff the muffin
vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?" Why are you surprised to hear that women buff the muffin? We have needs too!
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