TV Article Which Harry Potter house am I in? Get sorted with EW's Hogwarts quiz! By Mary Sollosi Mary Sollosi Mary Sollosi is the former assistant features editor at Entertainment Weekly. She left EW in 2022. EW's editorial guidelines Published on August 24, 2016 12:00PM EDT Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures The Sorting Hat is taking time off, so we’ve composed a quiz to do its job in the meantime. Accio your favorite quiz-taking quill and scroll down to get Sorted… The Sorting Hat, bless its frayed brim,Is taking a quick restSo in the interim, we thinkA placeholder is best.New Hogwarts students, worry not!We’ll find a home for youBut instead of that charmed chapeauThis quiz will have to do.There are four Houses, blah blah blah…Of course, you know the drill!But we’re obliged (apologies!)To list their merits still.We all wish we were Gryffindor —Don’t lie, you know it’s true!Harry and co. made it sound likeThe only place for you.But if you’re not so bold and braveThere’s no need to despair!There are three other Houses hereAnd they’re all great, we swear!Now you loved Luna, didn’t you?She was a Ravenclaw.If you’ve a strong and brilliant mindHer House is without flaw.That Cedric Diggory was dreamy(Twilight notwithstanding)So don’t dismiss sweet Hufflepuffs;Their goodness is outstanding.And then there’s sneaky SlytherinWhere Draco Malfoy studied.That bleach-blond brat’s no hero, true,But hey, his blood’s not muddied!So come on, step up, one and all!Whether you’re witch or wizIt’s time to see where you belong —To take the Sorting quiz!