TV Article Jim Mullen's Hot Sheet The 15 hottest topics for March 31, 2000 By EW Staff Published on March 31, 2000 05:00AM EST 1 Agnetha FaltskogThe last A in ABBA wants to relaunch her solo career. Gnood Lugk. 2 Mick JaggerHe must pay $10,000 a month to support his Brazilian love child. Darn those disposable Pashmina diapers. 3 MadonnaShe’s having another baby. If it’s anything less than octuplets, that’s the last I want to hear about it. 4 The RockThe WWF star will appear in the sequel to The Mummy. The hard part is turning his catchphrase ”the people’s elbow” into hieroglyphs. 5 Stolen OscarsThey were found near a trash bin in L.A. Under some reels of Bicentennial Man and a bunch of Phantom Menace tie-ins. 6 Kelsey GrammerThe Frasier star plans to play Macbeth on Broadway. If anyone can wring the laughs out of it, he can. 7 Jennifer Love HewittShe stars in The Audrey Hepburn Story. She’d be over her head in The Valerie Bertinelli Story. 8 ‘N SyncSpiky-haired Lance has twisted his ankle. He may have to be put down. 9 Keely SmithLouis Prima’s 68-year-old ex-wife is out with a new album of swing music. It’s called Jump, Jive, an’ Oh My God, My Hip! 10 Waking the DeadThe memory of a radical girlfriend killed by terrorists haunts a man running for Congress. A large popcorn with that? 11 Twinkie ShortageA teamsters’ strike has left store shelves bare. Aren’t the ones we put in the bomb shelter 30 years ago still fresh? 12 BlockbusterThe video chain wants to start delivering movies and dinner right to your door. Don’t HBO and Domino’s do that already? 13 Britney SpearsShe’s writing her autobiography. Unlike Madame Curie and Mother Theresa, she finds the time. 14 Kathie Lee GiffordShe may take over the lead in Annie Get Your Gun. Beating out Charlton Heston for the role. 15 Alex TrebekHe thinks the questions on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire are too easy. Like, ”What does Regis do all the way to the bank?”