Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas

Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas is a 2011 computer-animated Christmas television special, based on the Ice Age franchise. This special takes place between Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Continental Drift.

Dialogue

Sid: Ho, ho, ho!

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Peaches: [having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] You guys need to chill out! [sucks up a big snowball with her trunk and shoots it out at Crash and Eddie, who gasp and get run over by it; Peaches then blows the end of her trunk]

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Peaches: [after accidentally knocking over her parents while having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] Sorry, Dad!

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Manny: [picking Sid up by his neck with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock] Step away from the stone.

Sid: Why? [runs back over to the rock]

Manny: [pulling Sid away from the rock] (Because) you'll break it. (That's why.)

Ellie: [laughing] Sid can't break a rock!

Diego: Don't attempt him.

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[Sid has accidentally broken the Christmas rock, and Manny snarls angry at him]

Sid: [backing away] Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?

Manny: You're about to be a spirit of Christmas, Sid.

Sid: [hugging his trunk] Manny, please, I'm so sorry! (It was an accident!)

Manny: You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer to Santa.

Sid: Santa? Santa Claus?

Manny: He's never gonna forgive this. You just got yourself on...Uh, uh. Santa's naughty list. [Sid gasps]

Peaches: Santa has a naughty list?

Manny: Yeah. Yeah, and if you're not good, (or if you did something very bad,) then he puts your name on it.

Crash: We're never good!

Eddie: Then why start now? [kicks Crash's crotch]

Manny: Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!

[Sid, Crash, Eddie, and Peaches gasp]

Sid: But, no! Why me? Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh.

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Peaches: [to Manny; angry] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]

Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she?

Manny: Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up. Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list.

[Cuts to Sid]

Sid: I'm not getting Christmas! [mumbles instinctively and starts cries]

Diego: Calm down.

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Sid: [sniffles] Why am I on Santa's naughty list?! Why?! Why!?

Diego: My guess: Because it doesn't have a loser list.

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Peaches: [sighs frustratedly] Maybe we should just follow the northern lights! [points at the lights with her trunk] North. Get it?

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Sid: I have an excellent sense of direction. [almost falls off a cliff] WAIT! [Peaches, Crash, and Eddie all stop; he lets out a huge sneeze] Ah-ah-ACHOO!!!

Peaches: Bless you!

Sid: Thank you! [walks off the cliff, sending him and the others falling to their apparent deaths, screaming; but then they're all pulled back up by Prancer]

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Peaches: [grabbing Sid by the neck with her trunk before he falls off the cliff again; referring to Prancer] The reindeer comes with us.

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Peaches: [to Prancer, who's flying through the air with her, Sid, and Crash and Eddie] I'm not too heavy, am I?

Prancer: No, you're as light as a feather. [mumbling to himself] A 780-pound feather!

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Peaches: [slides over to an elf sloth] Hit it!

Elf Sloth: Hi-ya! [hits Peaches' butt with one of the drumsticks]

Peaches: Ow! Not me! [the elf sloth starts playing the drums with a scared look while she stares angrily]

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[Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole]

Manny: [relieved] Oh! You... [suddenly angry] You are so grounded!

Peaches: [to Manny] Sorry, Daddy.

Manny: I'm talking to Sid.

Sid: [covers behind Peaches] Sorry, Manny.

Santa: Croining fruitcake!

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Diego: [to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right?

Manny: It's a Christmas tradition, for the kids. Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?

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Scrat: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Cast

• Ray Romano - Manny
• John Leguizamo - Sid
• Denis Leary - Diego
• Queen Latifah - Ellie
• Seann William Scott - Crash
• Josh Peck - Eddie
• Ciara Bravo - Peaches
• Chris Wedge - Scrat
• Billy Gardell - Santa Claus
• T.J. Miller - Prancer
• Judah Friedlander - Head Mini-Sloth

External Links

Encyclopedic article on Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas on Wikipedia

• Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas quotes at the Internet Movie Database