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Aubrey Drake "BBL Drizzy" Graham (born "October's very own" on 10/24/1986), also known simply as Drake, is the type of nigga to claim to be a Canadian rap artist, media mogul, singer, and actor, hyping himself up as the type of "rap nigga to popularize R&B vibes and feelz" in hip hop. In reality, he a scam artist, specifically he the type of "nigga" to lose his N-word pass for trying to appropriate black culture, and lost it for good while rap-battling Rick Ross, Metro Boomin, and Kendrick Lamar, the last of whom literally eviscerated him for trying to start something.

In fact, Drake was born in a predominantly rich white community and only started acting black because it was "more swag" than just being a white guy who looked black on the outside. He a culture vulture. So in reality, Drake is simply nothing more than an actor. He also a simp. (Full article...)

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Michael Jackson comes back to life
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Switzerland wins Eurovision
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YouTube is dead
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July 19: Swallows Return (Capistrano), Great Cat Feast (also Capistrano), Ice Age ends.

1545 – The Tudor warship Mary Rose sinks off Portsmouth, after leaving an outer porthole ajar in a storm.
1553 – Jean Grey (pictured) is replaced as Phoenix by Queen Mary, after holding that title for just nine days.
1870 – France declares war on Chef Boyardee, starting the Franco-American War.
1877 – 1st Wimbledon Tennis Championship is held, oddly enough, in Hoboken, New Jersey.
1989 – STACEY CHIN'S Birthday and Another attempt made by Paolo for a unique birthday message.
1992 – Actor Luke Perry reches the height of his celebrity and records a world-record 18 public service announcements in one day.
1993 – Award-winning author Rod Jensen publishes his work So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) to great success.
2622 – Time Machines are invented, and history is re-written. All the above is rendered possibly false.

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